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Newt: how are you feeling now tommy?
Thomas: still like a klunk
Thomas: mingo pls don't make another joke about me looking like a klunk ok im not in the mood for ur stupid jokes
Minho: well that escalated quickly
Newt: even though it's not exactly great that tommy here isn't feeling well...
Newt: at least Clint and Jeff have something to do lately
Minho: yeah and since zart isn't feeling well either this is like the most work they've ever had
Newt: tru
Newt: bloody hell, I mean true
Newt: and before you say it I am not turning into thomas
Minho: no it's ok newt i wouldn't insult you like that
Thomas: shut up
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Newt: have you shanks heard the news
Minho: of course newt I've been out in the maze all day of course i know what's going on back in the glade
Newt: Minho stop being a slinthead
Thomas: what news ?????
Newt: it's happened again
Newt: what is it? like the forth death this month?
Minho: WAIT KLUNK WHAT
Thomas: DeAtH ????
Minho: like death of a goat or a lettuce or ?????
Newt: no
Newt: it was Doug
Newt: he was found pretty klunked up near the back of the homestead where he sleeps
Minho: oh my klunk
Minho: what is going on
Thomas: oh damn
Minho: how did it happen
Newt: we don't know
Newt: apparently he didn't show up for work two days ago and then he was found about an hour ago
Newt: he didn't look too good it looked like he had been like it for awhile
Minho: this sucks
Minho: this really really sucks
Minho: if we have another lee going around i will finish him like a griever myself
Thomas: well u definitely r as scary as a griever so it shouldn't b too hard
Thomas: hAHA U JUST GOT THOMAS-OWNED
Thomas: HAHAHA LOL MINGO
Minho: how do you go from sad about someone's death to crying from laughter over a stupid joke in 0.2 seconds???
Minho: Thomas you confuse me
Newt: hold up
Newt: breaking news
Minho: more news?????
Thomas: lol mingy ur just cranky bcs i got a good joke on ya
Minho: no im not cranky
Minho: spill the beans newt
Thomas: wAIT
Thomas: NEWT DONT LIDTEN T O MINGO
Thomas: DONT U DARE WASTE GOOD BEANS BY SPILLING THEM I CAN EAT THEM SOON
Newt: tommy it's just an expression of speech
Thomas: a what of what
Minho: this is why we consider glade school
Minho: for delinquents like thomas....
Newt: anyway
Newt: we won't be getting bacon for a while
Newt: about eight pigs have gotten sick and died since the past four days
Newt: now we have a dead glader and dead pigs
Thomas: NOOOOOO NOT THE PIGGIES I LOVE THE PIGGIES AND THE PIGGIES GIVE ME BACON I NEED BACON TO LIVE
Minho: could this day get any worse???
Minho: thomas im concerned because you're more devastated over the pigs dying then doug dying
Minho: reevaluate yourself shank
Newt: alby's holding a small gathering I've got to go
Newt: hopefully we can nut this out
Thomas; not da first time youve said that newty
Minho: alright good luck
Thomas: wait shanks hold up
Thomas: what does 'delinquent' and 'reevaluate' mean ?????
Minho: it means goodbye thomas
Thomas: no im serious
Thomas: f u
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text * maze runner
Fanfiction❝i think we're in deep klunk right about now...❞ ⠀⠀⠀In which some electronic texting devices get sent up to a bunch of teenage boys stuck in a maze. ⠀⠀⠀If only it was that simple. © dylancbrien [ TOP 500 IN TEENFICTION ] !! WARNING; may cause severe...
