text * maze runner

23 • texting

[ twenty-three | texting ]

» authors note; pay attention to who's sending each message, it may become slightly confusing.
» also, this is the last proper chapter before the epilogue, so enjoy.

Newt: is this working?

Minho: wait can you see what i type?

Thomas: everytime u press that green send button then we can see it ya slinthead

Minho: oh look at thomas hes been here three months and thinks he's all cool with the glader slang

Minho: besides i was just checking to see if you were getting my messages because there's like 20+ gladers in this group chat

Newt: who's idea was it to even have a bloody "texting party"?

Minho: who do you think

Thomas: mE!!! IT WAS MY IDEA ND IT WAS A GR8 IDEA

Newt: of course it was you, Tommy

Minho: i dont even know how a texting party works

Thomas: well every1 just texts a lot and stuff and it's lyk a big party

Chuck: lOL THOMAS I LOVE THIS IDEA LMAO

Thomas: well im glad some1 does

Alby: im still confused on what i am actually doing here?

Alby: like are we going to have a texting dance-off?

Alby: i had to cancel a gathering because of this so it better be good?

Newt: Alby, what have I said about every text does NOT need to end in a question mark?!

Ben: yo bruthas whats kickin

Minho: i will be kicking you in a minute if you keep talking like that

Ben: wts shank lay off just go with the flow

Thomas: 'lay off' hey

Thomas: i didnt no minho was 'laying on' in the first place

Thomas: if u get what i mean

Thomas: (;

Chuck: lOL THOMAS LOL

Minho: im leaving this party which isnt actually a party

Chuck: bUT MINHO YOU DIDNT DENY 'LAYING ON' BEN THO LMAO

Alby: Thomas are you being mean to Minho again?

Alby: what have I told you?

Thomas: u told me to be nice to mingo

Alby: yes I did so start doing it okay?

Thomas: yes captain alby

Frypan: BACON WILL BE DONE IN TEN MINS YALL

Newt: well thank shuck for that

Thomas: wAit bUT BEFORE WE HAVE BACON WE SHOULD HAVE A TEXTING DANCEOFF

Thomas: wHOS WITH THOMMO!!?

Clint: sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but we are texting. i think it might be a bit hard to have a danceoff over our phones.

Thomas: nah it will b fine

Thomas: we will just send the name of each dance move we're doin nd whoever thinks of the most moves wins

Thomas: sO WHO'S PLAYIN???