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writing this while driving to church.....

whore has made a groupchat

[11:24 AM]

insomniac: wtf why is literally everyone from our school in here..?

boy kisser: change my name. NEOW.

perfect gyaru: BWHAAHAHA IT FITS U PERFECTLY

boy kisser: SHUT UP FATASS

perfect gyaru: STOP IT IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED STUPID BOY LIKER

meth addict: 😞

walking rainbow: shhh dont listen to the fatass honey

lil nas x: omg i support !!!!!!

rizzler: clyde arent u gay urself..?

lil nas x: WHAT? SINC EWHRB

rizzler: sorry i didnt mean to give u an existential crisis over those few words.....

wendy!: hi tolkien!

insomniac has left the group chat

boy kisser has added insomniac back

boy kisser: dont leave me in here with these fucking weirdos

insomniac: alr.

boy kisser: yk i care for u dude

insomniac: i care for u too dude

insomniac: but i cant take u seriously bc of ur goofy ass name...

boy kisser: SHUT UP

walking rainbow: and u call me gay? ur name says it all.

lil nas x: but craig, you ARE gay.. you and tweek r always kissing n shit..

walking rainbow: shut up ur entire schedule is to suck dick

lil nas x: oh.

rizzler: dont listen to them clyde.

boy kisser: faggots.

insomniac: holy shit dude r u even allowed to say that?

boy kisser: sure i am

walking rainbow: its his way of coming out lmfao leave him alone marsh

kyles hot ass: kyles gay?

boy kisser: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHO IS THAT

whore: i think its bebe

hello kitty >: hi fellas!

whore: hi leo

perfect gyaru: FAGGOT ‼️

hello kitty >: 😞

whore: shut up cartman thats why ur fucking fat

perfect gyaru: SHUT UP THATS WHY UR HOMELESS

kyles hot ass: hi butters.

hello kitty >: am i being threatened?

kyles hot ass: yeah.

wendy!: bebe! what did i say about threatening people?

kyles hot ass: i wont do it again wendy 😁

perfect gyaru: i lit kahls brother on fire

boy kisser: you WHAT?!

boy kisser: THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE. IF I DONT SEE IKE IN HIS FUCKING BEDROOM IM GOING AFTER YOUR FUCKING MOM.

meth addict: nayeon-i, jeongyeon, momo, sana, jihyo, mina

walking rainbow: headbangeeeeerrrrr

walking rainbow: @insomniac is a fucking emo

insomniac: yeah im an emo wrist slitting bitch

boy kisser: stan.

insomniac: sorry.....?

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