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i think he runs hollywood

[2:21 AM]

boy kisser: today was crazy asf cuz like i had to go to this goofy ass party and ppl started dancing n stuff and ig they practiced bc this one guy, they had flags to dance w, got his flag stolen and he was js standing there like an npc

insomniac: dude. its 2:22 AM. what the fuck r u doing up.

boy kisser: i js got back from the party

insomniac: 2:22. FUCKING TWO TWENTY TWO.

whore: lmao imagine

meth addict: whys everyoen awake noe

walking rainbow: idk honey

whore: what the 🐈🧚‍♀️🌸

whore: some goofy ass bitch named wendy told me to brush my hair like bitch stop getting cheated on and maybe i will

wendy!: maybe if u stopped being a whore

whore: maybe if u get stan to stop crushing on kyle

insomniac: FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT CRUSHING ON KYLE

whore: thats why u stare at his dick everytime we change in the locker rooms?

insomniac: I WAS COMPARING SIZES

whore: for 10 whole minutes?

insomniac: SHUT UP KENNY 🤬

boy kisser: woah dude

insomniac: KYLE ITS A MISUNDERSTANDING I WAS JS COMPARING DICK SIZES

boy kisser: urs is obivously bigger dumbass

perfect gyaru: I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST I WILL FUCKING TELL EVERYONE U RUN HOLLYWOOD AGAIN. FUCKING SHUT UP

perfect gyaru: YOU TOO STAN SHUT THE FUCK UP I CAN SEE YOU TYPING.

insomniac: stfu gaywad this is why ur dad fucking walked out on u

perfect gyaru: THATS IT IM GOING TO BUTTERS' HOUSE IF YOU DONT FUCKING SHUT UP

hello kitty>: why mine?

perfect gyaru: SHUT THE FUCK UP BUTTERS

[3:13 AM]

rizzler: clydes so adorable when he sleeps

rizzler: hes the perfect person

insomniac: eugh clydes fucking ugly and hes fat

rizzler: you better hope clyde doesnt read that and starts crying. i will fucking kill you, stanley.

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