crack chapter to lift up the mood idk man
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"im literally fucking starving mom can we go to mcdonalds" baller whined like the annoying fuck he is, he should've died tbhhh
"shut your mouth or ill shut it for you, ok lets go, gotta collect the other kids first." slicer mom said as he put a baby leash on baller
"omggg did i just hear you're legit frfr feeding us omgg" crusher said with that stereotypical gay accent idk is this offemsive i hope its not
piercer was also there but he didn't say anything cause hes emo 💔💔💔
slicer but baby leashes on all three of them and took the kids out for a walk just like the good mom he is
they got to mcdonalds and after fighting some random commoners they also got a table to sit at.
slicer tied the leashes to a conveniently placed pillar right beside their table to his kids i mean friends wouldn't escape
bomber is the cashier cause he went bankrupt after paying for rocketer healthcare after he shot a bomb in his face (american moment)
"hi mom what can i get for you" bomber said in his american accent as a bald eagle flew by with that bald eagle sound and the american anthem playing in the background
"4 happy meals and vodka" slicer, as the alcoholic boss of a mother he is" ordered
"ok ur order will be ready in an approximate 16 years"
"great"
the 4 sat at the table and waited. the silence was abruptly abrupted by soem random ass guy with ??? on that name pin by parking in the middle of the restaurant did this guy even have a driver's license tf.
"oops" the guy said
slicer counted his kids and realised there were only 2
he looked closer and saw that his husband i mean friend was fucking dead peter posing under the fucking car omg is that a jojo reference
slicer gulped down the vodka after that to cope with the feelings
baller and piercer fucking starved to death cause the order took too long to arrive
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Dull | BFS AU
FanfictionWARNING THAT THIS BOOK COVERS GRAPHIC TOPICS SUCH AS VIOLENCE, MANIPULATION, TORTURE, MIND CONTROL, DEREALIZATION AND MENTAL DISORDERS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK Ok so i had this au idea and thought i would maybe write it down here so other people can f...
