〽️ Lovebug!Narrator x Stanley 〽️

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by Ak1raMan1ac

by Ak1raMan1ac

( Requested by!! Thatoneiifan!!! )

( Basically Narrator getting the silent treatment =) )

( SWEARING AHEAD. )

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Stanley's POV:
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“Stanley!~ I'm baack! And i-....” Oh, wow. Narrator's back. More like Lovebug is back, and it walked on me grumpy in the fetus position on the bed because it killed a bird and LEFT IT ON MY FUCKING BED.

BISH. I KNOW YOU LOVE ME BUT DAMN, NO NEED TO BE A FUCKING PUSSYCAT. I DON'T WANT RANCID DEAD ANIMALS.

“Stanley? Love of my life? YoOhOO??” 'Narrator' would call for me, waving it's hand over my eyes. I don't look at him.

Scientists say that 'silent' treatment would emotionally hurt 'relationships' So HAHA, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AFTER SCARRING MY EYES WITH A DEAD BIRD >=D.

“SniFf.... StAnleyyY! StOp IgNoriNg meEeee..! PLeEeeasseee!” No🗿. I'm staying here, you're not the boss of me by killing everyone I know.

“Please? Stanley? I can spawn you your favourite ice-cream?” Says Lovebug as it spawns a VANILLA??? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FAVOURITE ICE-CREAM FLAVOUR?? This British bish doesn't even love me.

“Stanley..” Oh shit, he angy now. Oh hey, kinda reminds me of that sins thingy... Where it contains acceptance, denial or something? I forgor. “If you don't respond to me in 3 seconds...” Again, I don't respond to the Bri'ish. “1.. 2............2 and a half....” Lmao. Skill issue.

“OKAY! STANLEY! I'M! SORRY! OKAY!?? PLEASE RESPOND TO ME, GIVE ME A SIGN! PLEASE?? ANYTHING!!” Nah. I want him begging, on his knees. Let's see how much we can break him 😈. “P L E A S E! I D O N T W A N T T O L O S E Y O U A G A I N!!” ...

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I've almost forgotten about the times with that damned skip button, or when I was out of my body. Forced to hear The Narrator getting worried when I wasn't responding.

Fuck. I'm sorry.

My eye rolls to look at The Narrator. I blinked to let him know that he won. He got me, bleehhhh. Too bad I didn't get to see him on the floor. “Stanley! You're bAck! I-Im so sorry if I U-UpsEtted YoU!” Huh. Now he looks attractive.

Timeskip brought to you by The Last Stiggly Wiggly =D

“..So.. You ignored me because of my beautiful gift for you, this creating a trip down to trauma lane..?” I nod, feeling slight guilty.... Jk jk I'm not feeling guilty, I'm gaslighting him 🗿. (A/N: LIAR.)

“... I am sorry if you didn't like dead animals on your bed.... I was unsure on what Humans could possibly want.,.,. A-And I thought... You woULD LiKe.... This?”

He sounds like he's purposely stuttering.. Eh, I forgive him. I write on my whiteboard 'I forgive u 🖕' Because yes.

“Oh, Stanley.. ♡”

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( Bam, kinda rushed ending, but it ended. HOW'S THAT FOR A FIRST ONESHOT 😃😃😃?????)