Therapist: Now, gentlemen, how would you describe the family dynamic amongst you all?
Brothers: *Panics and looks around*
Satan: Well, Mammon is the family idiot, Levi's the shut-in, Asmo is obsessed with himself, Beel is nice with everyone, unless he's ravenous; he eats everything, Belphie is cool but sleeps all the time, and Lucifer is an ass.
Mammon: Oi! Who ya calling an idiot?!?
Levi: Normies are weird!
Asmo: There's nothing wrong with taking care of yourself. *pouts*
Beel: *nods* I can be kind of mean when hungry, but I really love my family.
Belphie: I agree with pretty much everything Satan said.
Lucifer: *glances at Satan* I'm an ass?
Belphie: Finally, he admits it.
Lucifer: *turns to Belphie displeased* Belphegor!
Belphie: *shrugs and starts to go to sleep*
Satan: *turns and glares at Lucifer* Don't act like you don't know! You're always overbearing and controlling. Everything has to be your way or the highway!
Mammon: *grabs Satan's shoulder* Hey! I'm not the family idiot!
Levi: Except you are...
Brothers: *All begin arguing*
Belphie: 😴😴😴
Therapist: 🤨
MC: *shrugs* Told ya so.
Brothers: *still bickering and fighting*
Therapist: Okay, guys, let's settle down for a moment, please.
Brothers: *pause briefly to look at the therapist; immediately goes back to arguing*
Therapist: *semi-panicked look to MC*
MC: *looks at Brothers and sighs* *yells* Sit!
Brothers: *all stop and collapse to their seats or the ground; Belphie shoots awake; all look up at MC*
MC: The therapist was trying to speak with you. *looks back to therapist* Go ahead.
Therapist: *sets pen and notepad down* We... we have a lot of work to do.
Brothers: ???
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Obey Me Chats with a Devildom Therapist
FanfictionIt has been a long running joke in the Obey Me Fandom that MC is the "Family Therapist." Well.... MC has had enough with the drama and decides to stop solving their problems and send everyone to therapy instead. How will it go? ...
