Chapter 43: Bored

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'Just execute us, its better than this'

Felix
If you add 'uwu' at the end of your sentence it makes it cute

Jeongin
You're right, uwu

Yin
I agree, uwu

Minho
I'm going to kill all of you, uwu

Hyunjin
Please don't, uwu

Minho
Fuck you, uwu

Chan
Just. . .what goes on in your heads?

Changbin
I was thinking the same thing

Jisung
I'm thinking of a cute name for Minho
Any ideas?

Felix
Honey

Jeongin
Sugar

Hyunjin
Flour

Seungmin
1/2lb butter

Yin
Eggs

Jeongin
Stir

Felix
Pour in a pan

Yin
Pre heat to 350°

Minho
What the hell??

Changbin
What is going on today?

Seungmin
I don't know man, I'm just bored

Hyunjin
Same, I can't find anything interesting to do

Felix
May I interest you with a couple of my jokes?

Chan
I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say no

Changbin
I wouldn't mind his joke now

Chan
Traitor!

Felix
Okay so

Where does the sheep gets his haircut?

Yin
Oh pls no-

Seungmin
Is it that bad?

Jisung
How bad can it be?

Felix
The baa baa shop

Chan
. . .

Minho
. . .

Hyunjin
. . .

Jeongin
. . .

Changbin
The urge to kick you out right now

Yin
Wait, I've got one

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chan
*sighs* why?

Yin
To get to the idiot's house

Knock knock

Minho
*rolls eyes* who's there?

Yin
The chicken

Seungmin
Wait, I get it, Lmfao
Good one, Yin

Hyunjin
Lol, she just roasted Minho hyung

Minho
^ anyone care for llama meat?

Hyunjin
I'm sorry (¡ _ ¡)

Changbin
Sometimes I wonder, why am I still here

Jisung is typing. . .

Changbin
Don't answer that

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