The Black Mamba

{Kung Fu Panda LOA} Ladies Of The Shade

Toxin POV

Toxin: can't you go on a diet For once ?

I was in Mr. Pings restaurant with Po who was just done with his tenth bowl of noodles.

Po: why ? I haven't even ate that much.

I just looked at the empty bowls on the table and sighed.

Toxin: i guess you right.

We then heard the villagers gasp in awe a looked to the entrance seeing them surrounding something.

Toxin: what is that about ?

Po: i don't know, lets check it out.

I just shrugged and followed Po. We saw female snow leopards dancing with umbrellas, putting up a show for us and it was actually impressive. They were done and bowed down to us all and the villagers clapped for them.

Mr. Ping: oh Po, its so beautiful !

Po: the dancing ?

Mr. Ping: no, the potential customers !

I slapped myself on the face.

Mr. Ping: now get out there !

He shoved a cart with noodles against Po and gave him a arrow sign of his restaurant painted on it. I tried to hold my chuckle but couldn't help it.

Po: i don't know dad...

Mr. Ping: ...thats fine...after everything i have done for my boy...he doesn't want to help his old man feed some customers...

Po then looked at me, wanting my assistance.

Toxin: you don't have a choice pal.

He sighed.

Po: ok...

Mr. Ping: great ! Spin the arrow, people like that !

He span it around and it hit his nose and i hissed at that.

Mr. Ping: don't forget to smile !

He said while leaving and i looked at Po who looked pretty annoyed.

Toxin: well what are you waiting for ?

He glared at me, much to my pleasure and sighed making his way to the ladies. When we arrived we saw that they were still preforming and at one point two of them asked Po to spin his arrow sign and they jumped on it while dancing with there umbrellas. They were now done and we all clapped for them...well...i was just slapping the ground...you know ? Because im a snake ? Limbless ?

Song: *gasp* thief ! Stop that man !

We looked to see a water buffalo take some bags and run away.

Toxin: thats our cue !

We started following the thief and Po jumped on a roof and then down in front of the bandit and i was behind him.

Po: hey buddy where you going ? Jails that way !

I slapped myself on the face.

Toxin: Po, wrong way...

He realized it and turned the arrow around.

Po: oh yeah, its actually that way.

The bandit started fighting with Po who wanted to take the bags from him but was clearly struggling while i was just watching.

Po: aren't you gonna help ?!

Toxin: and steal the show ? Nah man, your on your own.

They continued fighting and Po even used his arrow sign as an weapon and barrier against the bandit and it was looking good. Po was giving the bandit hard blows to the head with the sign and he began running away but i quickly wrapped myself around him and pinned him on the ground.