🎶"Somewhere over the rainbow!" 🎶
"Hey! Who's there?"
"....."
"Wait! Stop running!"
"AGH! Let go of me stranger danger!"
"No one can hear you we are in the middle of the woods,"
"Exactly, you are kidnapping me in the middle of the woods,"
"I'm not kidnapping you, we are the same a... OOWW!"
"HELP I'm being chased by a creepy ugly guy!"
"Did you just call me creepy and ugly?"
"No I... Ugh! Get off me!"
"Not until you tell me why you were on my property!"
"I'll tell you why if you tell me why your face is deformed,"
"What? Ugh! Did you just bite me?"
"Maybe?"
"What's your problem?"
"What's the problem with your breath?"
"I don't know whether its strange or not that for all you know I could be an escaped convict hiding out in the woods, and you still feel the need to insult me,"
"It's almost as strange as you sitting on me,"
"....."
"....."
"Sorry..."
"Thank you, and if you must know I was out in the woods burrying a dead body, good day to you,"
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Sorry if that was a bit of a strange first meeting, but the first person to speak/sing is a girl, and then the second one to speak is a guy, and she is out in the middle of the woods singing and the guy hears her voice and follows her, so hope that clears up any confusion
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My Castle in the Treetops
Short StoryEmma and Eric, two opposites, Emma perky and sarcastic, Eric serious and collected. What happens when these friends become more than friends, and will their friendship be all it was promised to be? ••••••••••••••••• This is a slight comedy Also this...
