hyperlaser gets type 3 diabetes and dies

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"LOL! RATIO! you ahve typw 3 diabetes" said subspace
"grr 😡 i will infect you with type 3 diabetes"
RWSPONNEDSSESDDD hyperlasor
"no pls dont give me an insulin shot im not scott malkinson 😭" ANSWERERRDDDD subspac
"too late..... yuo are about to die from type 3 diabets" CHUCKLED hyperlazorr 😪
"before i die i have to make out with medkit and also infect him with type 3 diabetes hes on my smooch list" said subspace
so they made out violently with medkit and they both went to double hell because they were already in hell
"muahha i just sent medkit and supsbacr to double hell with DOUBLE satan from south park 😹" CACKLED hyprrlaser
"hey man thats not cool" said rocket
"hoe shut yo dirty rag titty sag walmart bag old hag stupid (homophobic slur ☹️) little shag(???) up" hyperlaser said while also infecting rocket with type 3 diabetes
hyperlaser soon infected every single person in hell so he was the only person left not in double hell
"i guess all thats left.. is me, heh :)..."
so he literally died and exploded and went to TRIPPLE HELL with TRIPPLE SATAN
"awwwwwwwwe shucks this is so homelesscore 😹"
the end.... for nowe.... 😈

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