As a seagull I'm ready to answer your questions about being one. I won't be online very much during the day because I will be catching fish and finding chips on the street and stealing chips from people.
At like 4 is the time I will actually have any time to answer any questions and on weekends I usually take a few hours out of my day to just stay offline, because I will get wifi radiation if I use my phone any longer. As you can see I'm already a bit radiated, cus I look like a blob of a seagull.
Hope you feel okay for the day, humans and don't get radiated
