tbp chatfic 🗣️

MAANKISSER

pintheseballz : vance
baseBALLS : bruce
robinslefttoe : finney
robbinthebank : robin
ieatpaper : griffen
mankisser69 : billy
buzzlightyear : buzz
geradway : matty
ihatefags420 : matt

stinkies

robinslefttoe : WHO ADDED THEM.
ihatefags420 : faaaggot
geradway : FAAAAAGGGGOOOOOOT
pintheseballz : who the fuck are these whores
geradway : we're not whores you fuckin faggo
pintheseballz : ok.
buzzlightyear is now online
buzzlightyear : MATTY HELP ME.
buzzlightyear : THE FUCKING YAMADA KID BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND HES GONNA KILL ME.
geradway : FUCCKN NO WE'RE GONNA BE NEXT
ihatefags420 : .. why the fuck is pinball vance at my window
pintheseballz : im gonna smash your teeth in u bitch
ihatefags420 : ok tranny
baseBALLS is online
baseBALLS : you wanna repeat that Mr. homo in the closet?
ihatefags420 : ....
baseBALLS : yeah now fuck off.
baseBALLS has kicked ihatefags420 from stinkies
pintheseballz : <3
baseBALLS : <3
buzzlightyear and baseBALLS went offline
everyone has gone offline

/IRL/
BRUCE'S POV
Breaking down Buzz's door, I spot him near the corner, 'ready' to fight. He charges towards me, and I dodge his attack. Grabbing him by the hair, I slam his head into the wall. Doing this until he passed out on a pool of his own blood. For good measure, I broke both of his arms with my bat. Finally, I kicked his body away and left.
Later arriving to Matt's house, going through his window. Seeing as Matty was there too, I suspected they were gonna try to 2v1 me. As Matty tried to charge at me, I swung my bat. Landing the blow to his side, he fell over.
Matt now charing towards me, my bat dropped. He managed to get a few punches in before I jammed the back of a knife into the back part of his ear, knocking him out. Going over to Matty, He tried to get away. "Go near Finn again and I'll snap off your heads." I left through the window, grabbing my bat as I did so.

stinkies

everyone - buzzlightyear and geradway are online.
baseBALLS : <photo of Bruce with Matty, Matt, and Buzz's knocked out bodies.>
baseBALLS : felt silly :3
pintheseballz : come over bruce
baseBALLS : omw 😍😍
robbinthebank : why did i see bruce dragging jacey's dead body.
baseBALLS : stfu youre next
robinslefttoe : bruce. im gonna tell vance that
baseBALLS : im sorry robin
pintheseballz : what is it?? tell me
robinslefttoe : bruce has had a crush on you since 3rd grade
baseBALLS : DIE.
everyone has gone offline.

A/N last chapter for today :3 its kinda long
400 words.