[MTL] Sand sculpture agent, military training became popular

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    Sand Sculpture Broker, Military Training Popular

    Author: Qianqianniao

    Copywriting:

    One second, Xiao He was still leading the team to fight zombies, and the next second he crossed over.

    There is no doomsday here, no zombies, the world is harmonious and beautiful, except that the new identity is a little bit broken.

    As the bottom-ranked agent in the industry, several of the artists under him were as confused as the bottom of the pot.

    On the first day of work, when I walked into the practice room, the artist Xianyu under him was paralyzed and was playing with his mobile phone.

    Xiao He: Zombies eat such a small salted fish.

    "Let's just run ten kilometers with a load first!"

    Everyone turned a deaf ear and continued to play badly.

    Xiao He opened the space calmly.

    "In order to increase everyone's enthusiasm, I found a partner for you." Then he threw a 500-jin mutant mouse from the space, and said calmly: "People     who

    run too slowly will be eaten."

Ladies:! !

    A week later, Xiao Ge took part in the "Extreme Speed" competition and completed the 10-kilometer cross-country in 45 minutes.

    The reporter interviewed after the game.

    "May I ask if you have any tricks?"

    The star who had just become popular burst into tears in front of the camera.

    "As long as you think of a hamster taller than a person chasing after you, you can run faster than me."

    Audience: ?

    Xiao He militarily manages all the stars under his command, including training, cross-country, and special training.

    soon.

    Shooting horror movies, facing monsters chasing, performing penetratingly, comparable to a movie king!

    Participating in "Survival in the Wild" and blending with the jungle, the ape Tarzan was willing to bow down after seeing it, and it became popular all over the Internet.

    ...

    The stars under him became popular one after another, and Xiao He, as a manager, gradually came into everyone's field of vision.

    Reporter: "Everyone says that the artists under you are capable of both literature and martial arts, and they seem to really know how to do light work when they are doing Wia. What do you think?" Xiao He waved his hands

    .

    "Believe in science, how can there be any light work in this world?"

    As soon as the words fell, he kicked his feet, flew up to the second floor and left.

    reporter:! ! !

    Audience: Damn it! ! !

    Content tags: Entertainment Circle Chuanshushuangwen