Friendship On Oreos

XVII

~Lunch hour~

Avocado toast and a slice of cheesecake. Decent. But I don't really like avocado. While I was holding my tray, INTJ and I were walking to our quiet table.

--INTJ, can you take the avocado,please? (ENFP)
--You don't like it? (INTJ)
--Nah, I don't really. (ENFP)
--Can't I take the whole toast? (INTJ)
--I want the bread. (ENFP)
--So you want to eat just plain bread? (INTJ)
--Yes! Exactly! (ENFP)

I could feel his urge to facepalm, but he had a tray in his hands. We sat down and I ate a bit of the cheesecake.

--Lydia did a nice job with this one! (ENFP)
--You mean the canteen lady? (INTJ)
--Yeah! (ENFP)

I got out my phone to look at today's school program to try to predict which subjects I'm gonna have homework at.

--So...there is a probability that we will only have Physics homework today. (ENFP)
--Easy, right? (INTJ)
--If it's Physics it's never easy for me, INTJ. (ENFP)
--Key words: for you. (INTJ)
--Yea...so- (ENFP)

Suddenly, a hot-ass bitch came to our table. Best hoe. ESFP.

--Ay bitch,how you doin'?...still with this nerd...? (ESFP)
--Yea, obviously. Things are fine. (ENFP)
--You should stop hanging out with this boring-ass nerd...anyway...I gotta tell ya sum shit. (ESFP)

INTJ stared her up and down and looked at her like he wanted to stab her to death. Then he moved his chair closer to me...never knew friends could get jealous.

--We have a free spot for a cheerleader! (ESFP)
--FOR REAL? (ENFP)
--Yep, and since you're clubless...I decided to ask you if you wanna get into the team! (ESFP)

~INTJ's POV~

Fucking shit, no, don't do this, ENFP! I don't want you to become one of the mean, popular girls who show off 24/7! You're the perfect person.

--Sure thing! (ENFP)

...damn it.

--Nice! Practice is tomorrow while P.E. class! See ya!...but don't you wanna come to our table? (ESFP)
--Nah, I'm good. (ENFP)

ESFP pops a bubble of gum and sighs.

--You do you, Shoeshine. Bye! (ESFP)

Then she walks off, her boots echoing in the room.

--CAN YOU GET ANY LOUDER, YOU CUNT?! (ISTJ)
--YE, STOMPIN' ON YA MOTHERFUCKIN' FACE! (ESFP)

She always shuts him up.

--These two are funny to watch. (INTJ)
--We gotta celebrate when they finally fuck, because the lust between these two is extreme. (ENFP)
--One time when you're finally right. (INTJ)
--So how do we get those to kiss? (ENFP)
--We'll think, there's no rush. (INTJ)

I sipped from my Fanta and suddenly INTJ asks something quite weird:

--Do you really want to join cheer? (INTJ)
--Uhm...yeah, why? (ENFP)
--Why do you? (INTJ)
--Because I don't wanna be clubless, duh. (ENFP)

~INTJ's POV~

Oh fuck no, the duh already got into her.

--Why are you so bothered? (ENFP)
--I mean...you could've joined anything but not cheer! (INTJ)
--Why? (ENFP)
--Because...ugh, I don't want you to turn into one of those mean girls. (INTJ)
--I won't! I could never. (ENFP)

I want her to promise me that she will never change. Because she is my kind, energetic ENFP.

--If you change or even depart from me, I swear I will kill you. (INTJ)
--Aw, someone jealous? (ENFP)