The Sheriff of Nottingham
Alan A'Dale: Well, even though Prince John offered a huge reward... for the capture of Robin Hood... that elusive rogue kept right on robbing the rich to feed the poor. And believe me, it's a good thing she did... because what with taxes and all... the poor folks of Nottingham were starvin' to death. Uh-oh. Here comes Old Bad News himself... the Honourable Sheriff of Nottingham.
"robin you have to be careful" merlin mutters only to get stared at by everyone
"like you can talk" robin says
"wait he taxed the town till they starved how could someone do that" arther says shooked
"your father did the same thing, it what people who love power do" little john explains
"it was horrible living under prince johns rules but atlest he allowed magic" skippy mutters still hating the late king
Sheriff of Nottingham: (singing) Every town Has the taxes too And the taxes is due Do- do-do-do-do (spoken) Well, looky there. (chuckles) Friar Tuck, the old do-gooder. He's out doin' good again.
Otto: Well, good mornin', Friar Tuck.
Friar Tuck: Shh, Otto, shh. For you, Otto, from Robin Hood.
the mery men smiles seeing her old friends
Otto: Oh, God bless Robin Hood.
arther turns to his wife to see her smiling at the screen
Otto: (offscreen) It's the sheriff. Hurry. Hide it quick.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Here I come, ready or not. Well, greetings from your friendly neighbourhood tax collector.
Otto: Oh, take it easy on me, Sheriff. Wha-Wha-What with this busted leg and all, you know... l-I'm way behind in me work, Sheriff.
Sheriff of Nottingham: I know, Otto, but you're way behind with your taxes too.
Friar Tuck: Oh, have a heart, Sheriff. Can't ya see he's laid up? Come on, Otto. You'd better sit down and rest.
Otto: (offscreen) Oh, thank you. Yes.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Let me give you a hand with that leg of yours. Upsy-daisy. Bingo. (offscreen) Oh, what they won't think of next. (onscreen) It smarts, don't it, Otto? But, Prince John says that taxes should hurt.
"oh my" leon says shocked at the treatment of the man as we're the other knights
Friar Tuck: Now, see here, you-you evil, flint-hearted...
Sheriff of Nottingham: Now, now, now, now, save your sermon, preacher. It ain't Sunday, ya know. (singing) They call me a slob But I do my job
'Do use all have songs" arther askes
"Yes there's not much to do so" skippy explains
Skippys Birthday
Kids: (singing) Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Skippy
Sheriff of Nottingham: (singing) Happy birthday to you (spoken) Well, now, sonny, that box is done up right pretty, ain't it?
Skippy: Well, Mr Sheriff, sir, it's my birthday present, sir.
Sheriff of Nottingham: It sure is. Why don't ya open it?
Skippy: Oh, boy! One whole farthing!
Sheriff of Nottingham: Gotcha!
"That's your birthday present how could he" gius asks
"He's the taxt collector he wants money he doesn't care were it comes from" little John explained
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