BITE ME HOTLINE [ENHYPEN]

PART ONE

BITE

2:40 AM

LN YN

I regret to inform you that your

husband was eaten by a snake.

LEE HEESEUNG

I don't have a boyfriend much

less a husband

But I could be yours

LN YN

Lame

Answer with something better

LEE HEESEUNG

I'm stuck at a party

The girl I was fucking fell asleep

in the middle of it

Sorry I'm 'lame' rn

LN YN

F

Wait, Were you that bad?

SHE FUCKING FELL ASLEEP

TT

LEE HEESEUNG

Apparently she took 5 melatonin

gummies thinking they had weed

So it had nothing to do with me

LN YN

Yikes

Uhh

That's Rough Buddy?

LEE HEESEUNG

Now I have to take the fucking

bus home bcs SHE was my ride

Last time I go to a party for a bite

match

LN YN

Hey, what's wrong with the bus!!

>:(

Public transport rules fr!

LEE HEESEUNG

Its a problem when you have puke

on your shirt

This old lady keeps staring at me

Like I know I'm handsome but

please stop..

LN YN

You have a lot of problems

Get well soon

Seen

BITE

2:52 AM

LN YN

If you had a time machine

what would you use it for?

SIM JAKE

Assuming it doesn't rip a

hole through time

I would go back and steal my

dog

So then I would have 2 dogs =D

LN YN

Thats nice

IDK how time travel works

So

What are you doing up at 3?

SIM JAKE

Working on homework TT

University is kicking my ass

rn

LN YN

DON'T REMIND ME TT

MKDMEMKE

THERE'S SO MUCH I HAVE

TO DO TT

SIM JAKE

GOOD LUCK TO BOTH

OF US THEN!!

LN YN

I'm not gonna work on it rn

I'm gonna head to bed and

do it tmr B)

SIM JAKE

I need to sleep soon too TT

Good Night Yn :)!

LN YN

Goodluck Jake! :)

Seen