fuka"act normal, act normal, act normal!!"
i chanted to myself and to shitty when the gods are walking towards us,
hoseok's eyes lifts up when his eyes landed on his girlfriend beside me, he ran with his arms wide open while squealing .
i looked at namjoon and taehyung's face and they had unreadable expressions.
shitty stood up and hugged hoseok as they started jumping together.
they parted from their hug and shitty made hoseok sit on the grass."sweet," i scoffed and all eyes turned to me, as soon as namjoon laid his eyes on me i WAS SHOOKETH
"-wait, aren't you the girl from my math class who i ca-"
"no, i'm a peaceful human being and i haven't see you since today"
"ah yes yes! namjoon, hoseok and taehyung, this is fuka! my main hoe!" shitty butted in and now namjoon's face is like saying 'bitch you thought you're smart huh'
i swear to god i was ready to throw hands when i remembered that namjoon did not reply to me last night.
"hey you good looking microwaved piece of steak, why didn't you reply to my message from last night! huh?? i wasted hours waiting for your response!!" i ranted and started waving my hands in the air like an old woman.
"oHhhHh so you were waiting after all hUh? sorry but i'm still thinking about it" he said while his face is saying 'uhuh bitch i'm never going to be your friend but i'll make you wait for my answer until you're an ash'
"mMmhHMm what message huh, are you guys exchanging nudes?" taehyung started wiggling his eyebrows
"GOD NO, THE ONLY PICTURE NAMJOON'S GOING TO
GET FROM ME ARE MEMES" i made a disgusted face and shuddered to the thought,"boo boo, likewise" namjoon crosses his arms, as a phone started ringing,
namjoon pulled out his phone from his pocket and smiled when he saw who was calling,
he answered the call and with his deep hot voice, he said
"hey baby"
oh fuck so he got a girlfriend.
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hmmmm
too bad he has a gf
but who cares
rightsorry for making
y'all wait
are yall still
alive though????
anyways,
don't forget to
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bye uglie$♡
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Fanfictionin which a girl was caught watching boku no pico in a math class by kim namjoon. 「 #4 is cheesecake series 」 - discontinued © FUKOUKA, 2016 #fandomawards2018