days had passed and the little cute boi looking like a dragon's egg aka namjoon hasn't replied yet.
although he hasn't replied yet, for the past weeks we started hanging out with hoseok and shitty.
and in that time span, i still don't have an idea on how namjoon's girlfriend looks like. it's like a mystery, a puzzle i want to solve so i can now lock my target hehe 👿🔨🔪💣🔮⚰️🗡⚔️🗣
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like today, my legs are sprawled over the shine couples aka hoseok and shiri while munching on the popcorn.
namjoon is lying on the floor while hugging a pillow, and we are currently watching doctor strange.
"isn't loki so hot" shiri said and hoseok dramatically gasped,
"wHat" shiri asked,
"i kNOW RIGHT" hoseok exclaimed and they high fived each other.
aren't they just goals? it makes me want to claw my eyes out and eat them instead of getting slapped by reality that i dont have someone in life who will look at me like hoseok looks at loki.
"but he's a shitty brother so that's a minus" namjoon shrugged his shoulders and turned his head away from the tv to get closer to me like??????????
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"fuka, i runned out of popcorns give me some" boi was i disappointed because i thought he was going to suddenly propose to me like??? yes pls????
namjoon hands reached out to my bowl and gets a handful of my popcorn,
i rolled my eyes and said "damn boi sure but hurry and get the fuck away i'm watching" i said trying to play it cool and because i realized he has a girlfriend that i really want to crush.
"sheesh woman, got a period or something?" he said while he gets back on the floor,
"nah bro, you just piss me off just by your breathing" i lied because, duh we need to be lowkey as fuck.
"oi, no fighting in front of us or we will kick you out." shiri threatened us, i looked at her and glared,
"hUh? like a small peanut like you, can stop me, i am god, and you are my bird." i stated a fact,
"yes god." she sulked and crosses her arms, yes i am shiri's god and she is my one and only bird, are contact names can be the proofs.
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namjoon snorted and said, "god my ass, god of what fuka? god of henta–" i kneed namjoon's head that looks like a hard boiled egg, so he can shut his crusty ass lips because we don't need that word in here,
because
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am i right kids? :")
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haha :) that jawline :)
anyways, idek what is happening to them but yes an update because school is yet again, starting like the fuck?????
