My embarrassing ass life

Crushes

Ok, it is very very rare that I have a crush on someone my age like it's sad. I mean what can I say every person that goes to my school is ugly.. besides a few. The majority is ugly.

My type is hot emos with dyed hair or black and tattoos and piercings. But of course, I don't know any.

All of my crushes are:
• Colby Brock
•L Lawliet
• Corpse
• Billie Eilish
•Harly Quinn
•Draco Malfoy
•Rhea bloody ripley
•dominik mysterio
•usos

Do you see a pattern? Well that's my type lol
Anyways, on to my story
I was sitting at my desk at school and I was listening to music on my computer at FULL blast in my janky-ass headphones because your girl Is poor. And I happened to be listening to 'E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!' by corpse husband, it was at the beginning, and if you don't know it says
' choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me touch me with the lights off in my chains on maybe I'm not the right one you should wait on"
and my boyfriend at the time sat next to me and my actual crush ( I know cold-hearted) sat beside me at the table set over.  My boyfriend and crush both heard it. My crush said "Somebody has a choking kink"  I SOMEHOW heard it over my janky-ass headphones and turned that shit down real quick. I was so fucking embarrassed. And my boyfriend broke up with me later that day. BAHAHAHA 

I have told myself to stick with celebs or anime characters.

Byee ya girl will se you tomorrow🖤🤘