3rd Grade playground

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Ok so this one is like old but it still sticks in my brain like super glue.

It was summer at my school playground and i was a weird ass kid (i still am) and i had this HUUUUUGGGEEEE crush it was bad AND HES UGLY ASF NOW.  His code name will be Swaden. So me and swaden and a few other boys   Were playing tag and i was a baddie so i beat almost everybody besides one or two boys so i felt like a complete badass.  And i tried showing off by saying " i bet i could beat you swaden" and he was fast. So we raced from one side to the other of the pavement.  and my fat ass slipped and i got road rash so bad on my leg it was from my ankle to the bottom of my knee. SWADENS GOOFY FATASS STARTED LAUGHING AT ME.  I had to act like it didn't hurt so i played it off and walked to the teacher and said "i think im bleeding a little can you give me a bandaid" even though my leg was gushing. I was on the verge of tears but i slayed it off.


(I looked like misa at the top)

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