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Have you heard about the new Jewish auction web site: oyBay?

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Don't try to forgive yourself for the past. Rather, become a new person who hasn't done anything wrong yet. Do this every day as needed.

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Question: My life is a debris field - where do I start? Answer: With a bulldozer - and a teaspoon.

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I prefer to be driven by how I want to treat people today than by trying to make up for how I treated them yesterday.

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The reason most couples stay together for decades is that they are both eventually thinking, "Who else would have an old wretch like me!"

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What is the half-life of identity?

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If you've been holding out for 50+ years for something to budge and it hasn't moved, it may be time to rethink your position.

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"An apple just fell on my head!" said Sir Isaac Newton, with gravity.

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New hit song, "You Can Eat My Brain But Don't Suck My Face" by Hannibal Lechter and the Zombies

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I'm a little put off by reality...

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 06, 2023 ⏰

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