Lay<3:
Are you awake?
Me:
Am now. What's up?
Lay<3:
Nerves
Me:
Come on, Lay, I've never seen you get nerves before. Let's be real
Lay<3:
Got something playing on my mind.
Me:
So you think chatting with your half-asleep walking dead knows nothing about football friend is going to help with that?
Lay<3:
Who says it's about football?
Me:
Your entire life revolves around football.
Lay<3:
Fair enough. It's not, though, about football.
Me:
Continue..
Lay<3:
It's about this girl I met
Me:
YES FINALLY SOMETHING TO STAY AWAKE FOR!!
Me:
What's the Goss?
Lay<3:
Actually.. Idk if I should tell you.
Me:
Uhm. Rude. Is it because I don't play football?
Lay<3:
It's got nothing to do with football.
Me:
Mhmm. Now please, enlighten me with your troubles.
Lay<3:
Enlightenment my arse. You just want the tea.
Me:
Im more of a coffee kinda gal.
Lay<3
We both know you've been drinking tea since you were 3
Me:
Brain power, should try it, Lay.
Lay<3:
GIRL, YOU FAILED EVERY CLASS
Me:
We're going off topic. Tell me about this girl
Lay<3:
She's so lovely and trusting and kind, and I feel I've known her forever
Me:
Oh? What does she look like?
Lay<3:
Out of this planet, pretty. Her eyes, god. Mesmerising.
Me:
maldita chica, te caíste fuerte (damn girl, you fell hard.)
Lay<3:
Shut up. You're just angry cause you've never been in love with anyone
Me:
Says who?
Lay<3:
Says me.
Me:
For once in your life, your wrong
Lay<3:
Oh, really? Let's even things out, keep the gossip going.
Me:
Yes, well. Unlike you, I have actually known her forever. She's one of the most important people in my life. She constantly astounds me with the amount of comfort she provides me when I'm in her presence.
Lay<3:
Going poetic, are we?
Me:
I've always been poetic. What u on about?
Lay<3:
For the 20 years I've known you, not a single word that made sense has left your mouth
Me:
esto es innecesariamente grosero. después de todo lo que he hecho por ti. (This is unnecessarily rude. After everything I've done for you.)
Lay<3:
Sí, bueno. apesta. (Yeah, well. Sucks.)
Me:
Awh is poor Laia tired and got the grumps on?
Lay<3:
You're boring me. I'm going to bed.
Me:
Uhm. Scuse me. You still haven't actually told me the problem.
Lay<3:
The girl is the problem. She's distracting me and stopping me from sleeping!!
Me:
Alright then, Lady, chill your beans.
Me:
Do I know this girl, anyway?
Lay<3:
I believe so.
Me:
Laiaaaa. Can we play a game?
Lay<3:
That makes me nervous.
Me:
I just wanna try to guess this person.
Lay<3:
Fine.
Me:
Give me a clue then.
Lay<3:
No! That ruins the game.
Lay<3:
she's the same age as me.
Me:
So's half of Manchester. Another.
Lay<3:
She..
Lay<3 is typing..
Lay<3 is typing..
Lay is..
Lay<3:
She isn't a football player.
Me:
So where did you two meet? A club?
Lay<3:
Not exactly
Me:
Right.. okay.
Me:
You're giving me some very generic clues. It's like you don't want me to know!
Lay<3:
That's because I don't!!
Me:
I don't know half your friends Laia who am I gonna tell?
Lay<3:
So what's the point in knowing?
Me:
Uh. Idk.
Me:
Why won't you tell me?
Lay<3:
Because they'll find out.
Me:
You're a pain in the ass. I'm going to sleep. noche, niña. (Night, girl.)
Lay<3:
You promise you won't tell?
Me:
I promised ages ago
Lay<3:
Okay. I'm not scared of you telling. I'm scared of rejection. If I told you, they would already know.
Me:
Now you're speaking in riddles.
Me:
WAIT..
Typing..
Typing..
Typing..
Me:
Stop pulling my leg and tell who it is.
Lay<3:
I did?
Typing..
Typing..
Typing..
Typing..
Typing..
Me:
Go to sleep, Laia
Lay<3
Why won't you accept it?
Me:
Because I don't want to ask you on a date only for you to tell me it was tiredness speaking.
Me:
Please go to sleep. If it's true you'll tell me again in the morning.
Lay<3:
Thanks for the late night talking
Me:
No hay problema, Lay. espero que te sientas un poco mejor ahora (it's no problem Lay, I hope you feel a bit better now.
(I hope i did it justice.. I dont really know Laia Aleixandri very well, so I sorta just watched a couple of interviews and hoped for the best. I feel like her and her friend would definitely switch between Spanish and English depending on the mood. Which moves me on to my next point.. sorry about the terrible Spanish translations. I was using Google translate.. Love ya <3)
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FanfictionI have other books, but sometimes I need a distraction from them, so I have this instead. Please leave your requests for players in the comments! I would rather do the Lionesses and people in the wsl, but I can try with others as well!
