Mario: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW IN THERE!!! You two were messing around in my own bath-tub!!! 😡
Pio: Listen, son... we can explain! Today is actually our wedding anniversary.
Mario: And?!
Mia: We were just celebrating our 43rd wedding anniversary, darling.
Mario: You two disgust me!!!
Meggy: Mario, you should be happy for them...
Mia: I don't see what the problem is... we were just having fun!
Mario: Yeah... too much fun!!!
...
Pio: What's wrong with you?!
Mario: What's wrong with me?! I just found out that my wife used to be a Merseyside Blue Scum-bag!!!
Mia: Since when?!
Mario: 10 years ago, when she was celebrating an Everton Goal with an old Girl-friend of hers!!!
Mia: Was she, now?!
Meggy: I'm a Red now! Remember when we did that Stadium Tour?!
Mario: And then, the next minute... my own Mother and Father, were messing about in my own house?!
Pio: Son... we were just having a chat.
Mario: IN THE NUDE!!!
Meggy: We usually do that, Mario!
Mario: *sigh* Oh god... this is too much to take!
Mario rushed out.
Meggy: *sigh* What is happening...?
LATER, THAT EVENING...
Luigi: Hey, Mario... what's up, bro?
SMG4: You don't seem yourself, tonight... what's wrong?
Mario: *sigh* Meggy used to be an Evertonian...
YOU ARE READING
SMG4 Fanfic: Mr. & Mrs. Mario
FanfictionWhen Mario finds out that Meggy had a dark secret when she was young... he freaks out and spends more time with his parents... after, falling out with Meggy.