"Interview with (Name) but it goes wrong"
(Name)'s answers - each one is at the different date.
1: [You raised generations upon generations of pirates. Why?]
- To hit on milfs and dilfs.
2: [What are your thoughts on World Government?]
- FUCK GOVERNMENT! *sounds of breaking furniture*
3: [There seems to be a special connection between you and Marine hero Garp. Any comments?]
- SHIT, THEY FOUND OUT! ABORT MISSION- *sounds of breaking glass*
4: [Do your parents know about your choices and life style in general?]
- I was born from a rock.
5: [Why did you return after ??? years?]
- The world was getting too peaceful.
6: [What are your relationships with most of your pirate friends?]
- Friends with bene- *COUGH*- benefitting coexistence.
7: [How many established romantic relationships you had?]
- Established? Zero.
8: [What are your thoughts on Akainu?]
- I hope he constantly stabs his toes against something. Or constantly hits his funny bone. Or chokes on air. Or drinks moldy tea without knowing- *sounds of angry rambling*
9: [What are your connections with Yonkos?]
- I fuck- *VIOLENT COUGH*- I focus a lot on them, since most of them are my friends. We are close.
10: [Weren't you supposed to be immortal?]
- Ask author about it. Oh, wait. Author is stupid, so they can't think of any valid reasons. Let's see how broken I get. Also, look out for some plot holes.
Stay tuned. I'm slowly, but surely working.
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