Phone call #1, 7/10/2013, 9:34 PM
FABIAN: Hey dude, I just found a random ass blog talking about the META Project!
GARRETT: And? Fabian, that shit ended five months ago...
FABIAN: But people are STILL talking about it. Let's gather the boys and go investigate!
GARRETT: I'd rather not, you know this is none of our business.
FABIAN: Come on Garrett! It's summer break, this would be an interesting thing to do...
GARRETT: Nah, I'll pass. Who knows in what kind of trouble we could get into?
FABIAN: Ugh, I can't believe this. You used to be into these investigation things...
GARRETT: I guess I've moved on from that phase. Besides, ̸̱̝͙̃͝ ̵͍̺͎̦͘ ̴͖͑͝ ̸̢̡̪̪̊́͝͠ ̵͎͔̲͑͋̿ ̷͖̬͍̂ ̵͎̇ ̶̨͚͇̍͗͌̂ ̵̩̎ ̷̨͍̲̎ ̴͕͊ ̷̻̰͂͌̕͝ ̸̰̣͉̀̉̎́ ̸̢͔̘̖̋ ̵̄͊͜ ̸̖̽̅̀ ̴̽͜ ̴͙̝̬̙͑̀ ̶̪̜̾̎͝͝ ̶̩̰̈́́͗̆ ̵̢̡̭̺͆̄́̚ ̴̦̼̿̎ ̶̢̨̦̊̂̎̉ ̸̡̢̞̑͊̽͠ ̸͇͗
FABIAN: Um, Garrett...?
GARRETT: W̷h̷a̶t̶?̸ ̸I̴ ̶j̵u̸s̴t̶ ̵s̸a̴i̵d̶ ̸̱̝͙̃͝ ̵͍̺͎̦͘ ̴͖͑͝ ̸̢̡̪̪̊́͝͠ ̵͎͔̲͑͋̿ ̷͖̬͍̂ ̵͎̇ ̶̨͚͇̍͗͌̂ ̵̩̎ ̷̨͍̲̎ ̴͕͊ ̷̻̰͂͌̕͝ ̸̰̣͉̀̉̎́ ̸̢͔̘̖̋ ̵̄͊͜ ̸̖̽̅̀ ̴̽͜ ̴͙̝̬̙͑̀ ̶̪̜̾̎͝͝ ̶̩̰̈́́͗̆ ̵̢̡̭̺͆̄́̚ ̴̦̼̿̎ ̶̢̨̦̊̂̎̉ ̸̡̢̞̑͊̽͠ ̸͇͗
FABIAN: I can't understand anything you're saying...
GARRETT: What the fuck is ງ໐iຖງ on? ₣₳฿ł₳₦?
FABIAN: You should get a new phone.
GARRETT: Do you hear me now?
FABIAN: Yup! What happened?
GARRETT: I have no idea, probably my phone acting up...
FABIAN: So you're not joining me?
GARRETT: I'll... I'll think about it. I... uh... I have to go now, mom is calling me.
FABIAN: Okay, bye! I'll talk to you soon...
GARRETT: Bye...
