If you're reading this and don't know how to read, I've got you. Here's the alphabet.
Aa, Bb, Cc, Dd, Ee, Ff, Gg, Hh, Ii, Jj, Kk, Ll, Mm, Nn, Oo, Pp, Qq, Rr, Ss, Tt, Uu, Vv, Ww, Xx, Yy, Zz
The issue may be that you don't speak English. In that case, I apologize, because I can only speak a few words of French, a few in Spanish, and I can only speak basic Japanese. Sadly, not enough Japanese to write a whole book. But just in case...ごめんなさい、私は日本語が話せません。
Maybe you just don't like reading. If that's the case I must ask, why the hell did you get Wattpad?
Anyways, reading English is simple (that's a lie.) It's very easy because each word has its own meaning, it's not like some words are the same, but have a different spellings and meanings (that's also a lie.) All you need to know is how to read this sentence: How to read this book. So there you go! Those are the basics of reading any book. Now, you may be thinking to yourself "gee Creature, this chapter wasn't very helpful," but not to worry. I can assure you, it was extremely helpful.

YOU ARE READING
User Manual: How to Read This Book
RandomI had a random funny idea. What if there were a book that was all about how to use the book itself, or how to store it, or how to read. It would basically be a pointless book. Just thought it was funny