046 embarrassing childhood stories

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messages ━━ groupchat
new hewson family member = newson, 7 people

lennon marlowe . . . newson
elijah hewson . . . hewie
paul david hewson (bono) . . . bestie bono
ali hewson . . . pal al 💛
eve hewson . . . the eves knees 🐝
jordan hewson . . . (jor)dan the (wo)man
john hewson . . . here's johnny 🪓



the eves knees 🐝
lennon, i'm so sorry

hewie
you're the one who made
this groupchat?

the eves knees 🐝
which is why i'm apologising,
idiot

hewie
you could've just, oh, i don't know,
NOT made it?

the eves knees 🐝
and neglect the newest member
of the family? i wasn't raised to
be rude

pal al 💛
no you were not

hewie
bugs, i'm really sorry because
clearly eve isn't

the eves knees 🐝
yes i am!

newson
you can call me lenny!! and
also you never have to apologise
to me - you can do no wrong

(jor)dan the (wo)man
omg i love you already! why are
you with elijah? you're way too
good for him

hewie
ouch

newson
i'm not with him yet . . . 🫠

pal al 💛
why not? please don't tell me
that he hasn't asked you yet

hewie
i'm taking my time!

bestie bono
it's been 3 fucking years!

newson
i did my waiting - three years
of it in azkaban!

. . . sorry i don't know why i
said that 😀

(jor)dan the (wo)man
you watch harry potter?! yep
i definitely love you

newson
i love you too!

(jor)dan the (wo)man
i'm sorry that elijah is a loser
and hasn't asked you out yet

newson
it's okay, really - there's no rush

hewie
this groupchat is hell

newson
i'm in groupchat with bono and
ali hewson, this is heaven!

bestie bono
elijah keep her

(jor)dan the (wo)man
you only like her because she thinks
you're cool

bestie bono
exactly, she's obviously smart

and she's named after john
lennon!

newson
bono thinks i'm smart!! going
to tell my dad rn

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