*it was a morning at hotel oj and broomers there becouse paintbrush invited broomer becouse they cousins. Chalky isnt at the hotel yet becouse hes playing UNO WHILE DRESSEDD AS HATSUNE MIKU!!! also paintbrush is eating a kit kat bar*
''kit-kat bar'' *paintbrush speakz as they eat the kit-kat*
''what?''*clear confusion from broomer*
''im eating a kit-kat bar.''
''yeah thats clear''
''did you know that im a homosexual'' *paintbruh gets a pride flag from nowhere*
''wow me too''
''happy pride month''
''yes''
*chalky randomly appears in a hatsune miku cosplay*
''HATSUNE MIKU?!?!??!'' *yelled fan as he jumped out out the shelf and onto the floor*
''fan are you okay'' *paintbruh asks fan*
''yeas'' *fan gets up*
''what is even going on'' *broomer says with ZAZA*
''im hatsune miku'' *chalky says as he randomly dances*
''thats amazing'' *zaza*
''HATSUNE MIKUUUUUUU'' *fan yells as he dances with chalky now*
*paintbrush is still eating the kit-kat bar. it snaps in half*
''oh no my kit-kat bar''
''reagh''
''chalky what the fuck''
''h''
''chalky are you okay'' *broomer is confused as fuck*
''i think im high'' *chakly says as he contuines dancing*
''what'' *still confused*
''HATSUNE MIKU'' *chalky randomly gets flung*
''WHAT THE FUCK'' *paintbrush is also confused now*
''WOWOWOWO HATSUNE MIKU CAN FLY?!?!?!?'' *fan is very wowoowow right now uhm zaza*
''UHHHHHMMM...''
''im okay'' *chalky randomly appears on the floor*
''ARE YOU SURE'' *broomer asks chalky*
''yes''
''WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON'' *oj says as hes been watching this happen this whole time*
''since when did you get here'' *paintbrush asks*
''ive been here the whole time''
''OJ LOOK ITS HATSUNE MIKU!!!'' *fan yells to oj as he approaches oj*
''omg ur right'''
*fan and oj randomly start kissing*
''oj wrong paper'' *paintbrush says*
''i dont care'' *oj says and then kisses fan again*
''ok'' *paintbrush says as they turn back aroun to broomr and chalky*
''h??''
*adopt me music starts playing at full volume*
''what the hell is that-''
''sorry gois im playing adopt me'' *tissues says as he holds his ipad*
''can you turn down the fucking volume'' *paintbruh says*
''uhmmm no'' *tissues says and then just sits on the floor and just plays adopt me on his ipad*
''TURN IT DOWN'' *paintbrush yells at tissues*
''never, the adopt me music is too good. too good for you''
''RWHUEIJBHKWUFENBHKUWFBVHFUVYSYAEGFGYEGBGFE'' *paintbrush burns down the whole fucking hotel and..STOLAS GOETHIA FUCKING APPEARS?!?!?*
*fan stops kissing oj*
''OMG STOLAS GOETHIA?!?!?!??!'' *fan runs up to stole-ass*
''yes baba grill it is me, stolas goethia''
''I KNOW YOU FROM THE INTERNET''
''thats amazing baba grill''
*they le kiss*
''whats up with fan kissing people'' *paintbrushussy says*
''becouse he has rizzzzzz'' *oj saysssssssss*
''uhm gois can you shut up im playing adopt me'' *tissues interupts*
''SHUT UP WITH THE ADOPT ME'' *paintbrush yells at tissues and punches him [NOOOO]*
''*cri cri*'' *tissues cri cri's*
''foine ill go'' *tissues leaves dramatically*
''FINNALY'' *paintbruhhhhhheheheh saeys*
*the hotel magically goes back to normal*
''what the actuall fuck is going on'' *broomer finnaly speaks after a while*
''MAGICAL SORCERY BECOUSE IM HATSUNE MIKU'' *chalky says*
''wowie''
*chalky runs off somewhwere in the hotel and goess into one of the rooms and locks le door*
''huh''
[wowie its the end. FOR NOW. (bum bum BUMMM) shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy yae DRANK swalalla DRANK. swalala walalla TUTUTUTUTUTU FR
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HumorCHALKY FINDS OUT ABOUT SOFIA THE FIRST AND BINGE WATCHES IT ALL NIGHT AND THINKS HES SOFIA THE FIRST cover art by @herbdoesfanfiction THIS IS ALL SATIRE!!!
