CHALKY THE FIRST!!

CHALKY THE FIRST!!!11

*its the next day now. Broomer goes to check on chalky becouse they slep in seprate rooms and broomer wants to ask chalky to marry him so hes holding a bouqete of flowers. As broomer walks to chalkys room he hears...*


*'I was a girl in the village doing all right

Then I became a princess over night
Now I gotta figure out how to do it right
So much to learn and see!

Up in the castle with my new family
And a school that's just for royalty
A whole enchanted world is waiting for me
I'm so excited to be... (Sofia the First!)

I'm finding out what being royal's all about (Sofia the First!)
Making my way, it's an adventure every day! (Sofia)
It's gonna be my time (Sofia)
To show them all that I'm..

Sofia the First!'* 

*blasting on full volume*

''what in the world-'' *broomer says as he reaches the door*

''cha--'' *chalky kicks the door open and just lighty hits broomer*

*CHALKYS WEARING A PRINCESS DRESS?!?!*

''CHALKY WHAT THE--''

*chalky starts singing*

''I WAS A GIRL IN THE VILLAGE DOING ARIGHT THEN I BECAME A PRINCCESS OVER NIGHT NOW I GOTTA FIGUURE OUT HO TO DO IT RIGHT SO MUCH TO LEARN AND SEE!!!!1!!!!''

''UP IIN THE CASTLE WITH MY NEW FAMILY''
''AND A SCHOOL THATS JUST FOR ROYALTY''
''A WHOLE ENCHANTED WORLDD IS WAITING FOR MEEE''
''IM SO EXCITED TO BE...CHALKY THE FIRST!!!1!!1!1''
''IM FINDING OUT WHAT BEING ROYALS ALL ABOUTTT CHALKY THE FIRST!!!!11!''
''MAKING MY WAY, ITS AN ADVENTURE EVERY DAY! [CHALKY]''
''ITS GONNA BE MY TIMEEE [CHALKY]''

''TO SHOW THEM AL THAT IM..''

''CHALKY THE FIRST!!!!111!!!1!!'''

''CHALKY WHAT IS GOING ON'''

*chalkyy ignores broomer and starts dancing*

''CHALKY?????'''''

*some random version of goo with fish nets emerge from the floor*

''oog oog oog oog oog oog oog oog oog oog oog'' *it says*

'''WHAT IS GOING ON''

*paintbrush passes by while eating a kit-kat bar. they go backwards and looks at whatever is going on right now*

*munch* ''what'' *munch* ''is going on''

*broomer turns around to paintbrush*

''I DONT KNOW''

''who the hell is that'' *paintbrush points to 'oog'*

*broomer turns back to chalky and oog*

''I DONT KNOW THEY JUST RANDOMLY EMERGED FROM THE FLOOR AND CHALKY THINKS HES SOFIA THE FIRST NOW OR SOMETHING?!?!?''

''your boyfriend is weird''

*oog kisses chalky*

*broomer is speechles*

''OH'' *paintbruh says*

''WAAAAAAAAA'' *stolas randomly appears and now hes in his emo era and bros shakespear becouse he has sans unertale'S head in his hand*

''whats wrong with you'' *paintbrush turns to face stolas*

''BLITZØ FOUND OUT THAT I KISSED FAN BABA GRILL AND NOW HE DOSENT LOVE ME </3333''

''boo'' *sans says*

''SHUSH'' *stolas says to sens*

''sin city wasnt made for yaa'' *sans says an rolls away and fucking dies*

''SANS NOOOO'' *stoleass says as he falls to his knees andd everyone can see his  beutifull toe polish*

''nice nail polish bro'' *oog says*

''THANK YOU" *stolas says while crying*

''IS THAT SOFIA THE FIRST?!?!?!?'' *fan says as he hops out of a random bush thats for some reason in the hotel*

''IM CHALKY THE FIRST'' *chalky says*

''OMG'' *fan says*

''WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS THIS'' *broomer says in so much confusion*

*chalky starts to sing again*

''I WAS A GIRL IN THE VILLAGE DOING ARIGHT THEN I BECAME A PRINCCESS OVER NIGHT NOW I GOTTA FIGUURE OUT HO TO DO IT RIGHT SO MUCH TO LEARN AND SEE!!!!1!!!!''

''UP IIN THE CASTLE WITH MY NEW FAMILY''
''AND A SCHOOL THATS JUST FOR ROYALTY''
''A WHOLE ENCHANTED WORLDD IS WAITING FOR MEEE''
''IM SO EXCITED TO BE...CHALKY THE FIRST!!!1!!1!1''
''IM FINDING OUT WHAT BEING ROYALS ALL ABOUTTT CHALKY THE FIRST!!!!11!''
''MAKING MY WAY, ITS AN ADVENTURE EVERY DAY! [CHALKY]''
''ITS GONNA BE MY TIMEEE [CHALKY]''

''TO SHOW THEM AL THAT IM..''

''CHALKY THE FIRST!!!!111!!!1!!'''

''WOWIE YOUR SO GOOD AT SINGING, CHALKY THE FIRST!!!"' *fan says in wowie*

''WHY DO YOU KEEP SINGING THAT'' *broomer asks chalky*

''BECOUSE IM CHALKY THE FIRST AN YOU BETTER BELIVE IT''

''YEAH HES CHALKY THE FIRST"' *fan says*

*paintbrush just stands there wile still eating the kit kat bar*

*broomer is currently thinking about life*

*chalky, oog and fan start dancing. somehow fan is in a pretty pink princesss dress too*

''yeah i dont know *much* whats going on so im going to leave'' *paintbrush says*

''PLEASE DDONT LEAVE YOUR PROBABLY THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE RIGHT NOW BESISED ME''

''nah im gonna go kiss test tube'' *paintbrush says as they walk away*

''NOOOOOOOOOOO''

_*THE END!! THYE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER  AFTER EXCEPT FOR BROOMER WHO IS CONFUSED AND NOW CHALKY AND OOG ARE DATING AND FAN AND STOLAS ARE DATING AS WELL!!....OR ARE THEY?!?!? FINDD OUT NEXT TIME IF THERES GOING TO BE A NEXT TIME-*_

[remember this is all satire but i hope you enjoyed]