The Coffee Shop.Margaret gives Mordecai and Rigby a drink of coffee
Margaret:Here're you guys, enjoy.
Rigby takes a big sip from his coffee
Rigby:Ah!Nothing beats drinkin' joe with my bro! Haha, right, Mordecai?
Mordecai:Huh,what? Yeeeeeaaahh.
He sighs.Margaret then looks at Mordecai
Mordecai:Dude,Margaret totally just smiled at me.
Rigby:No she didn't.
Mordecai:Yes she did.
Lunar:Then why don't you ask her out?
Mordecai:Agh.It's not that easy.You wouldn't understand.
Rigby:Yeah,I wouldn't understand. Probably 'cos I'm too busy drinking joe with my bro and my sis like we came here to do in the first place, remember?
Mordecai: Shh. Wait.
A commercial starts on the TV
Man on TV:I once was lost, but now I'm found.
He Sprays cologne,and women tears the man's clothes off
Man on TV:DudeTime, for men.
Lunar:Ew.
Rigby:Pssh.What kind of loser would want a bunch of chicks tearing their clothes off?Right,Mordecai?
Mordecai imagines what would happen if he bought that cologne, he sprays it on and a bunch of chicks come out, including Margaret.
Margaret:Mordecai.
Mordecai:Oh,hey Margaret.Didn't notice you there.
Margaret:Gee Mordecai,I don't think I've ever realized how awesome you are. And you smell great too.Mordecai? Mordecai?
Imagination sequence ends and Lunar is snapping him out of it, Margaret's voice fading into his
Rigby:Mordecai?Mordecai?
Mordecai:Dude,I'm buying that cologne.
Lunar:Agh!Why? You said you would chip in for that awesome new game.
A flashback
Rigby and Lunar is watching a commercial with two dudes with no shirts
John #1: I'm John.
John #2: I'm also John.
John #1 & 2:We're the Strong Johns! Strong Johns, Strong Johns! You have to buy Strong Johns! Strong Johns, Strong Johns! You gotta buy Strong Johns!
Flashback ends
Rigby & Lunar sings the theme song from the commercial
Rigby:Bam!Now do want that game?
Mordecai:No,I still want the cologne.
