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Mordecai and Rigby playing football in the living room with Lunar as referee.

Rigby laughing

Rigby:Dude!I'm open,I'm open, dude!

Mordecai snickers

Mordecai:Go long,dude!

He throws a ball of socks at Rigby, sending him backwards off the couch.

Rigby:Touchdown,sock faces!

He throws down the socks and starts imitating cheering.Lunar blows her whistle.Right then, Benson enters.

Benson:Hey,you three!Quit fooling around; we're having an emergency meeting.

Mordecai:Aw,what?

Rigby:Boooo.

Lunar:Lame.

Benson signals to the door

Benson:Outside,now!

He leaves as Mordecai,Lunar and Rigby watch.

Outside Skips's place

All the park workers are standing outside.

Benson:Alright,everyone.I got some bad news.The park is being audited.

He points to Pops

Benson:Pops tried to pay the park taxes...

He gives him a look

Benson:...with lollipops.

The workers voice their displeasure.

Pops:But I gave them more than enough.

Benson:We already went over this, Pops.You pay taxes with money, not lollipops.

Pops:Oh.

RigbyWhat's the big deal?It's not like an audit is a bad thing.

Benson:It is a bad thing,Rigby.If we don't take care of this, the government takes our stuff away.

The rest of the workers panic.

Benson:Okay, we only have till three to stop the audit.

Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost,who are thinking up something funny.

Benson:Does anyone know someone who can help us? Anybody? Anybody at all?

Muscle Man raises his hand

Muscle Man:I know someone who can help.

Benson:If you say your mom,you're fired.

Muscle Man:.......MY MOM!

Benson:GET OUT!

Muscle Man:It was worth it!

Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost hi five and run off.

Lunar:Hmmm... Hmph. Hey!

Mordecai and Lunar looks at Rigby

Lunar:We know someone.

Rigby:We do?

Mordecai raises his arms and Lunar raises her eyebrow.Suddenly,Rigby knows who Mordecai and Lunar is referring to.

Rigby:No!No way!

Benson:What?If you know somebody, you've got to tell me.

Mordecai:Rigby has a brother.

Rigby punches Mordecai.

Lunar:And he's an accountant.

Rigby punches Lunar rapidly.

Rigby:Shut up!

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