incorrect fantasy boys

compilation #3

hikari: never having a debate with hyeonggeun again. he literally started his argument with "riddle me this"

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miseo: how long do you think it'll take?

sungmin: i don't know, three or four

minseo: three or four what? days? weeks? months?

sungmin: yeah, maybe five

minseo: FIVE WHAT???

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kaedan, looking down at a tunnel: that looks unsafe... we have to go down there

gyurae: there could be treasure!

hyeontae: or a dead body!

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wooseok: "what are you into?" is such a broad question like what do i reply with? a tv show or biting?

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hikaru: i feel dead inside

hikaru: but at least i had pizza!

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hyunbin, walking solemnly to taeseon: you'll be okay

taeseon: i didn’t think otherwise until you said that. what happened??

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[texting]

jaemin: yuma there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door, can you get rid of it?

jaemin: pls hurry im gonna cry

jaemin: yuma

jaemin: yuma

yuma: Yuma is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.

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daehyeon: you play favorites

seokhee: not true! i love all gyurae's and non-gyurae's equally

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hanbin, in the fantasy boys (debut) dorms: i was shown more hospitality in the deepest pits of hell than in this house of fools

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daehui: okay now im scared

wooseok: it's okay, im here

daehui: wooseok, you're what's scaring me

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hikari: i don't feel well. can i have some medicine?

yuma, scoffing: back in my day we just died

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jaemin: i told you, im fine. why the hell do you keep asking?

junwon: you had 10 cups of coffee in seven minutes

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taeseon: can you get me a bottle of vodka

hyunbin: taeseon it's breakfast

taeseon: and a piece of toast

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daehyeon: what's with the halloween decorations? it's a bit early

duhyun, covered in blood and surrounded by corpses: what halloween decorations

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[texting]

sungmin: let's get this bread!

junwon: send me a picture of the bread you want. i'll see if the store has it. love you

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hyunbin: why do you think i don't like you? i do. i would kill for you. ask me to kill for you

seokhee: first of all, calm down-

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beomjun: punch me in the face

sangwoo: punch you?

beomjun: yes punch me in the face. did you not hear me?

sangwoo: i always hear "punch me in the face" when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext

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hyunwoo: if you can't beat them, dress better than them

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myungjae: you cute bro

daniel: but your glasses are off bro?

myungjae: even though it's a little fuzzy, i can still see us together bro

daniel: bro...

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kaedan: i’ve been eating peanut m&ms in hopes that if a vampire drinks my blood and is allergic to peanuts i can get my revenge

hyeonggeun: that sentence started out so normal...

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gyurae: it's always "what have you done now, gyurae?!" "how dare you, gyurae?!" never "good afternoon gyurae how was your day?"

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hyeonggeun: technically, pickles are a fruit

taeseon, with tears in his eyes: you literally could've picked ANYBODY ELSE-

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myungjae, to hanbin: i swear to god dude if you don't shut up i'll hold your hand and tell you i love you

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jinho: strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk

seungjun: go to fucking sleep

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sungmin, rollerblading into the dorm with sunglasses and a piña colada: guys you’re not gonna fucking believe this

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irang: i can't sleep. im afraid of frankenstein

kaedan: don't you mean frankenstein's monster?

irang: i do not. personally, i find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you

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hikari: i can't decide if i need an xl coffee, a hug, 8 shots of vodka, 826 chicken nuggets, or 2 months of sleep

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police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?

seunghyun: depends on how long you've been following me

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santa: would you please not lingqi this into a worse situation than it already is?

lingqi: did you just use my name as a verb??

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seokhee: embracing my demons. kissing them. might even engage them

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lingqi: what's your favorite color?

sungmin: junwon. wait what was the question?

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seunghyun: why were you awake at 3 am?

kaedan: how did you know i was awake at 3 am?

seunghyun: we heard you clapping to the intro of paw patrol every 25 minutes

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ivan: YOU'RE STUPID

yuma: WELL YOU'RE DUMB

ivan: WELL I DON'T LIKE YOUR HAIR

yuma: *gasps*

hyeonggeun, from the corner: oh he just went there...

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daehyeon: crushes are so dumb

wooseok: i know, whenever im near the person i like i start acting stupid

daehyeo: but you're always stupid?

wooseok: yeah... don't think about that too hard