incorrect fantasy boys

compilation #4

hikaru: don't let another person ruin your day

hikaru: ruin your own damn day

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minseo: that's a nice ass shirt

hyunbin: thanks but it's called "pants" not "ass shirt"

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hanbin: anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

myungjae: why the hell would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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kaedan: hey, do you have a bag i can borrow?

hikari: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes and their sole purpose is to carry the burden of my existence

kaedan: all you had to say was no

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sungmin: you're hurt! take off your shirt, it'll make the healing process easier!

junwon: but i hurt my ankle...

sungmin: trust me, take off your shirt

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seunghyun: come on, don’t you trust me?

hyunwoo: no

seunghyun: i’m gonna take that as a yes!

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hyeontae: i'm too tough to cry

hyunbin: today you were crying about snakes

hyeontae, tearing up: they don't have any arms!

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hayato: gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf, i can make a hat, i can stab your eyes out, i can make mittens

shiryu: what was that middle part?

hayato: i can make a hat

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instructor: welcome to salsa class! who's ready to learn how to dance?

seokhee, holding a bag of tortilla chips: there has been a misunderstanding

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santa: sorry i'm late

ivan: what happened?

santa: nothing i just didn't want to come

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taeseon: time for bed

irang: mr. snuffles says that i can stay up as long as i want, and that you need to die

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hikari: *eating a cinnamon roll*

yuma: cannibalism

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wooseok: i spend 3 minutes every morning choosing a TV channel for my pet

wooseok: and then i go to work and everyone takes me seriously as a normal adult

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duhyun: i drink to forget, but i always remember

daehyeon: you’re drinking milk

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sungmin: what are you five?

gyurae: yeah five heads taller than you

sungmin:

gyurae:

sungmin:

gyurae: please don't kill me