the year is 1985 and a young man by the name of kevin is living a normal life as a 18 year old fresh out of high school but a summer night would change his life forever
the next day Kevin calls loona and tells her that rick wont mess with her again
Kevin: rick is out of the picture for you now its ok
loona: what happened?
Kevin: his car looked mighty fine with all the broken shit on it *chuckles* you should have seen the look on that idiots face
loona: are you sure he isn't going to come back looking to harm me for the attack on his car
Kevin: yes im sure because i told him that he ever comes near you that i would do much worse thing and not just to the car
loona: ok... shit, i gotta go if my dad finds me on the phone with you he will ground me for life
Kevin: alright talk to you later
they both hang up but the phone rings just as he goes to walk away
Kevin: hello
Diego: yo dude look out our window because i will be there in 5
Kevin: I feel like you did something big but sure see you in 5
5 minutes later...
Diego pulls up in a new straight off the car lot 1985 ford mustang gt
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Kevin: goddamn dude this is nice how much did it cost
Diego: about $9,000
Kevin: that's a small fortune
Diego: i just worked for a while and built up the money to buy one brand new
Kevin: nice dude anyways want to come inside and grab a drink my parents are away for a month so they cant pester me about alcohol in the house and quote "how underage drinking will only land me homeless or in prison"
Diego laughs
Diego: sure what you got
Kevin: Budweiser
Diego: is that all you drink
Kevin: of course but i also have a small stash of miller high life
Diego: well what are we waiting for lets party
after a few beers and some tv and cigarettes kevin has an idea
Kevin: man i want to talk to loona
Diego: then lets go man aint nothing stopping us
Kevin and Diego get into the mustang and drive over and Kevin get out of the car and prepares to sneak into loonas room via the window or as his dad always said "the classic conversation starter"
Kevin: alright Diego if anything happens to me just drive away i will find a way out of it
Diego silently nods and watches as Kevin hops the fence and goes in through the window
Kevin: hey loona
loona: wha- what the fuck are you doing here!
Kevin: i just wanted to talk for a bit
loona: you cant be here
as she says that her father walks in
??: loona i need you to do something for m- who the fuck is in my house
loona: hes a friend
??: looks like an intruder to me
Kevin dives for the window but he hears a gun load behind him
??: you aint getting away that easily
Diego looks at the window where Kevin has his hands in the air and Kevin signals him to go home and Diego hesitantly complies
Kevin: look man we are just frie-
he couldn't finish before he was hit over the head knocking him out
4 hours later...
Kevin awakes within a office he immediately notices he is tied to a chair he sees 4 figures in front of him 2 short things and a tall thing and this really tall hairy thing
??: sir what are we supposed to do with him
??: how am i supposed to know i have never quite captured one before
??: AND YOU BRING HIM HERE OF ALL PLACES
??: what he is going to die anyway
they all soon look over to see Kevin fully conscious
??:oh hey
said the taller horned one
Kevin: I think that miller high life was expired
the tall hound looking one spoke up next
loona: damnit blitzo now he is awake this wouldn't have happened if you would have listened to me
Kevin: loona?
??: loona maybe blitzo was right for once
loona: shut the hell up moxxie
Kevin: alright guys i know you are having a family argument or work argument or something but could we just skip to the point already the possum over there looks like he's gonna have a heart attack
moxxie: i am not a possum
blitzo: shut up human
Kevin: alright damn dude you don't have to be a dick about it
they continue arguing for another while and in that while one of the horned things came up to Kevin and spoke with him
millie: hi human im millie I've always seen human but never really spoke with one
Kevin: hi millie im Kevin i would shake your hand but as you can see im tied up
