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after several hours of walking Kevin began to feel tired an hungry, he found a small corner store and went in and grabbed a bottle of water and a can of food as he walks out he drops some cash on the counter and then the cashier spoke up

cashier: hey you!

kevin: what?

cashier: this place aint no pushover

kevin: i dont follow

cashier: we dont accept earth money 

kevin: sorry man its all i got

cashier: then your gonna pay another way bub

the cashier pulls out a baseball bat

kevin: if you think that's going to stop me, you got another thing coming

kevin then pulls out the revolver he took from the office and aims it

cashier: woah woah woah there man im sorry just take your stuff and go

kevin: was that so hard man i give you money and you take it

cashier: i told you we dont accept your earth money its worthless down here 

kevin: yes it might be worthless but now that i know that this gun will come in handy 

as kevin goes to walk out the cashier tries to strike him with the baseball bat but kevin hears him and shoots him

kevin: oh- oh shit i just killed someone ah fuck what do i do 

kevin thinks for a minute and then gets an idea and grabs the cashiers car keys as well as raiding the register for some usable money  he then grabs the body and dumps it in a dumpster behind the store

kevin: man i wish thigs wouldn't have ended up this way, he could have just taken the money and used it for warmth or note pads or some shit... alright lets see what car you had he looks for a minute and then finds the car a 1983 chevy impala 

 alright lets see what car you had he looks for a minute and then finds the car a 1983 chevy impala 

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kevin: alright, its not my Z28 but it will do


meanwhile back at IMP moxxie freed himself and has gotten a call from blitz to open the portal 

moxxie: one problem sir the book is gone it was stolen by that human

blitz: FUCK!!, alright look in my office under my desk

moxxie does as ordered and finds a copy of the portal spell he then opens it and the rest of the team come through

blitz: alright what happened

moxxie explains everything 

blitz: damn... you are incompetent

moxxie: sir!

blitz: what i might as well find the human and hire him

moxxie: OUR BUISNESS IS AT RISK!

blitz: and whose fault is that

moxxie: loona is obviously at fault here

loona: me your the one who was supposed to guard him

moxxie: your the humans friend

blitz: alright lets all agree that its moxxies fault and go get the book 

 back with kevin

kevin is aimlessly driving trying to find a way out of hell

kevin: might as well turn on the radio

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