-IN SAITAMA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Saitama, the Caped Baldy, lounges on his couch, flipping through TV channels. Suddenly, his phone buzzes with a message. He picks it up and sees a text from Fubuki, the psychic esper.
FUBUKI; *via Text Message* Hey, Saitama. I had a great time the other night. Let's meet again soon?
Saitama grins mischievously and begins to reply when his phone buzzes again. This time, it's a message from Boros, the powerful alien warrior.
BOROS; *Via Text Message* Saitama that night we spent together was unforgettable. We should do it again sometime.
Saitama's eyes widen in surprise then nausea. He quickly realizes that he had passionate encounters with both Fubuki and Boros and now he faces an unexpected consequence.
-IN DOCTOR GENUS'S LAB- THE NEXT DAY
Saitama sits nervously on an examination table, while Dr. Genus, the brilliant scientist, paces back and forth.
DR. GENUS; Saitama, this is an unprecedented situation. You're pregnant, but we need to determine the father of the child.
SAITAMA; *nervously* I can't believe this is happening... Is there any way to find out?
DR. GENUS; We can perform a paternity test. However, it will take some time to analyze the DNA samples.
-IN THE HERO ASSOCIATION HEADQUARTERS - LAB -A FEW DAYS LATER
Saitama waits anxiously in the lab as scientists work diligently to analyze the DNA samples. Suddenly, Fubuki and Boros enter the lab, unaware of each other's presence.
FUBUKI; *concerned* Saitama, I heard you're expecting a child. Is it true?
SAITAMA; *awkwardly* Yeah, it seems that way. We're waiting for the results to determine the father.
BOROS; *with a hint of worry* I heard about the pregnancy too. If it's mine, I'll take responsibility.
The tension in the room rises as the scientists finish their analysis. Dr. Genus approaches Saitama with the results in hand.
DR. GENUS; Saitama, I have the answer you've been waiting for. The father of your child is...
Before Dr. Genus can reveal the answer, the doors burst open, and Tatsumaki, the Tornado of Terror, storms into the lab.
TATSUMAKI; *angry* SAITAMA!!! how could you sleep with my sister?!
Fubuki freezes in shock, while Boros and Saitama exchange bewildered glances.
SAITAMA; *stuttering* Wait, Tatsumaki, I can explain...
TATSUMAKI; *fuming* I don't want to hear your excuses! I won't let you get away with this!
Fubuki steps forward, her eyes filled with a mix of emotions.
FUBUKI; *angry, hurt* Saitama, how could you do this to me?
SAITAMA; *desperately* I didn't mean for this to happen. I never expected...
The tension builds until Dr. Genus interrupts the escalating confrontation.
DR. GENUS; ENOUGH! We can argue about this later! Saitama, the results are inconclusive. It seems you will have to wait until the child is born to know for sure.
