Honkai Star rail but very silly

A ship fulls of bullshits

"Mission complete! Great job y'all!"
March speaks proudly.

"I need sleep, I'ma go to sleep now"
Danheng moonwalking back to his room.

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10⁹ seconds later

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA"
The muffled scream came from Danheng's room.

"Damn what's happening in there?"
Stelle sightly feel scared.

"Idk man probably he has a nightmare again lol"
March replied.

"Anyway we should go, PomPom will tell what we're going to do next."

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As they discuss about their next move, the hologram appeared.

"Sup bitches"

Oh my god it's Kafka.

"Gtfo Kafka nobody loves you."
Himeko scoffed.

"Neither do you, I'm here to let yall know that there's a stellaron causing problem again in the Xianzhou ship."
Kafka said.

"It's probably ur fault"
March glared at her.

"Nah we stellaron hunters ain't responsible for this crap. It's your job to get rid of it."
Kafka shook her head.

"And if we don't?"
March raise her eyebrow.

"The whole ship will die lol"

"Oh."

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And here we are. At the Xianzhou Luofu.

On this mission, we have Stelle , March and Welt.

Sadly Danheng didn't go with the gang too.

And The gates lead them to not so welcoming place...

"Omg what tf are we?"
March looked around.

"Looks like the gate had a stroke"
Stelle shrugs.

The three walk around until they find someone in danger.

That person is surrounded by Mara strucks aka immorality sucks.

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After the confusing battle.

"Omg slay yall ty for saving me."
The foxian woman speak.

"I'm Tingyun btw ru travellers? Dw I'll take u too skyfairing commission."

-time skippp-

"No, we don't need your help and all of you look sus."

Yukong politely decline their offer.

"WOT?"
Stelle exclaimed.

"Take it easy Yukong we can settle this in another way."
Jingyuan aka bird man said calmly.

"How Abt this astral expressers , go capture Kafka."

"Ok sure."