Solangelo Chats

The DUFF

*Nico's Phone*

~You have changed Will Solace's name to 'Beautiful demigod'~

Nico: Honey?

Beautiful demigod: What happened, babe?

Nico: First of all, don't call me babe

Beutiful demigod: Why? Are the monster going to make fun of you?

Nico: Maybe...
Nico: You got me distracted, I was going to ask you a serious question, but nevermind

Beutiful demigod: Nico, you can ask me anything

Nico: Do you think Im the DUFF of our group?

Beautiful demigod: The what?

Nico: Duff
Nico: Desiganted Ugly Fat Friend

Beautiful demigod: NO! Of course not!
Beautiful demigod: What made you think like that?

Nico: Well, I read this book called 'The Duff' a couple days ago and I was thinking, compared to Percy, Jason, Frank and You, Im the DUFF

Beautiful demigod: Why?

Nico: Percy is just a cool chill guy with perfect hair and an awesome personality, Jason is a blond superman with a good mood and that you can rely on, Frank is big ass tall with ripped muscles and is adorable at the same time and dont get me started on you, Will, you are perfect. And then there's me, the freaking DUFF

Beautiful human: Nico, everyone is perfect in their own effing way, and you, Nico di Angelo, are the definition of perfection-in-your-own-way. With those chocolate eyes and that perfect black-with-a-little-brown perfect hair and you may be small, but you're size is perfect for cuddling and being the big spoon, and you also are emo as fuck, but you really cute at the same time and everytime I look at you I think "How did you get such a beautiful man, Will" and sinceraly, I dont know.

Nico: Wow, Will, that was just so...

Beautiful demigod: Amazing? Beautiful? Excellent? Maybe, but those words weren't as amazing, beautiful and excellent as you. And if you ever think that you are the DUFF again, I swear to apollo Im burning that fucking book

Nico: Dont you even dare, Solace

Beautiful demigod: Okay, your wishes are my commands

Nico: And, by the way, all you said on this chat was cheesy af

Beautiful demigod: Geez, sorry, I was just trying to be romantic

Nico: I never said I didnt like it

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Well, I want to thank Panic! At The Disco for helping me write this chapter, because I was lsitening to P!ATD while writting it. So...okay, bye!

~Sunny Ω