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5.Ciao Adios

-The next thing is not a story but a song, the most know breakup song in Teyvat - The narrator said.

Venti looks a little sad while Zhongli hugs him whit one arm.
Baizhu and Lisa look at eachother smirking while Cyno looks like he has seen a ghost.
-Ciao Adios! - Lisa shouts.
-Oh my Archons.... -Cyno says.
-What song is that? - Diluc asks.
-Oh my Master Diluc you don't know that song? - Kaeya asks amused.
-It's the most know breakup song in Teyvat and is estimated to be writen like 2000 years ago at the time of the archon war - Lisa says.
-Yeah and it was most know in Sumeru Academy bc someone - Tighnari says looking at Lisa and Baizhu - always sang it in the hallway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Nah
Ask you once, ask you twice now
There's lipstick on your collar
You say she's just a friend now
Then why don't we call her?
So you wanna go home with someone
To do all the things you used to do to me
I swear, I know you do

-Ugh a cheater! That is bad! - Yanfei says.
-Poor soul, i love this song but the messeg is deap - Yae miko says.

Used to take me out, in your fancy horse
And make out in the rain
And when I ring you up
Don't know where you are
'Til I hear her say your name
Used to sing along, when you played guitar
That's a distant memory
Hope she treats you better than you treated me, ha

-Making out in the rain is romantic! - Yoimiya says.
-Hear that my lady - Thoma says to Ayaka. Ayaka blushes.

I'm onto you, yeah, you
I'm not your number one
I saw you, with her
Kissing and having fun
If you're giving her all of your money and time
I'm not gonna sit here wasting mine on you, yeah, you
Ciao adios, I'm done, uh
Ciao adios, I'm done
Ciao adios, I'm done

-What language is Ciao Adios from? - Charlotte asks.
-We don't know actually, it is probably a long forgotten language - Alhaitham says.

After three, after four times
Why did I bother?
Tell me how many more times
Does it take to get smarter?
Don't need to deny the hurt and the lies
And all of the things you did to me
I swear, I know you did

-Yeah dump that guy! - Yelan says.
-Do we atleast know the gender of the writer? - Diluc asks.
-We know a Natlan woman sings this song you hear but we don't know the gender of the writer - a Natlan men says.
Venti and Zhongli look at eachother knowingli.
The other archons see that.

Now you take her out, in your fancy horse
And you make out in the rain
And when she rings you up
She know where you are
But I know differently
Now she sings along, when you play guitar
Making brand new memories
Hope you treat her better than you treated me

-What a b- - Beidou almost says but Ningguang puts a hsmd on her mouth.
-There are children here - Ningguang says.
-But that men does the things for the new girl that he did for his last partner! - Beidou shouts while Venti closes his eyes.

I'm onto you, yeah, you
I'm not your number one
I saw you, with her
Kissing and having fun
If you're giving her all of your money and time
I'm not gonna sit here wasting mine on you, yeah, you
Ciao adios, I'm done (I'm done)

-Who wrote this song is No. 1 so idk what that guy tought! - Lisa and Baizhu say  frowning while Venti smiles a little.

Ciao adios, I'm done (Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no)
Ciao adios, I'm done (I'm done)
If you're giving her all of your money and time
I'm not gonna sit here wasting mine on you, yeah, you
Ciao adios, I'm done
And now you take her out, in your fancy car
And make out in the rain
And when she rings you up
She know where you are
But I know differently
Now she sings along, when you play guitar
Making brand new memories
Hope you treat her better than you treated me
I'm onto you, yeah, you
I'm not your number one
I saw you, with her
Kissing and having fun
If you're giving her all of your money and time
I'm not gonna sit here wasting mine on you, yeah, you
Ciao adios, I'm done
Yeah, ciao adios, I'm done
(You get on with your life)
Ciao adios, I'm, I'm done
(I'll get on with my life)
If you're giving her all of your money and time
I'm not gonna sit here wasting mine on you, yeah, you
Ciao adios, I'm done

-So are you going to tell us the origin of this story and who wrote it? - Yanfei says.

-Okay so Barbatos wrote this at the time of the archon war bc he was dateing a god that was the gid of fairness and the dude cheated whit a mortal woman. After that it was a tradition for Barbatos and The old Pyro archon to sing this at the archon meetings. - The narrator tells - The voice you heard was the late pyro archon

-Wow.... That is something - Childe says.

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Hey! Hope you liked it, like you probably figured this is my hc so no hate pls
Bye-Bye:)
Song: Anna-Marie: Ciao Adios
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