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RANT 2

Okay, so this rant is like a day old, but I don't care!

So, I recently went on a 6 day Carnival cruise.

I probably sound like a total fucking princess for ranting about this

but I don't care!

And fyi, it was my first cruise.

It was pretty cool, there was a waterslide and a buffet, and they did these cool little "show" things sometimes.

They were like competitions and they were really funny!

And then there's the wifi.

THE FUCKING WIFI.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE FREE WIFI, BUT NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

IT COSTS $5 A DAY OR $10 FOR THE WHOLE TRIP

AND THAT'S JUST FOR ONE PACKAGE!!!!

THEY HAD LIKE 5 DIFFERENT PACKAGES TO CHOOSE FROM, AND THE MORE WEBSITES THEY HAD ACCESS TO, THE MORE THEY COST.

BUT GUESS WHAT

I WAS CONSIDERING BUYING WIFI, BUT NONE OF THE PACKAGES HAD WATTPAD

NONE

BUT THIS WAS TO BE EXPECTED, AS IT ISN'T ALL THAT POPULAR

SO I DECIDED I COULD JUST WATCH YOUTUBE VIDEOS

NOT A SINGLE PACKAGE HAD YOUTUBE

IT'S FUCKING YOUTUBE!!!!

WHY NO YOUTUBE?!

WTF!!!!

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER

AND Y'KNOW HOW I MENTIONED THE BUFFET EARLIER?

YEAH.

WELL IMMA RANT ABOUT THAT TOO

SO ONE DAY I WAITED IN LINE FOR A REALLY LONG TIME

AND I ENDED UP GETTING A LOT OF FOOD

SO I WENT UPSTAIRS ONTO THE DECK WERE MY MOM WAS LYING AND PUT MY FOOD DOWN

AND I WENT DOWNSTAIRS

AND MY MOM DECIDED TO BE A GENIUS AND LEFT HER CHAIR WHILE I WAS GETTING A DRINK

SO WHEN I WENT UPSTAIRS

SOMEONE HAD TAKEN MY PLATE OF FOOD

WHAT

THE

FUCK!!!!!!!

*slow clap*

Meet my mom, Einstein!

/).-

Oh, and another thing that sucked?

they had a bottle of water in the room

normally they tell you when those things cost money and how much they cost

this one didn't

so after like 4 days

my mom drank it

Once again, let's clap for my mom!

*slow clap*

Yeah.

They charged us for it.

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CARNIVAL PISSED ME OFF

AND TO MAKE IT WORSE

WHEN WE WERE EATING DINNER, THEY KEPT PLAYING THIS WEIRD FLUTE MUSIC THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS FROM TITANIC

WHYYYYYYY

CARNIVAL HATES ME

I WAS SO SCARED WE WERE GONNA HIT AN ICEBERG AND IT WOULD BE TITANIC ALL OVER AGAIN

AND ALSO

I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

AND THE WATERSLIDE IS PRETTY TALL

SO WHENEVER I WAS WAITING ON THE STAIRS IN THIS LONG ASS LINE

I FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA PISS MYSELF

I NEVER DID

BUT STILL!

CARNIVAL NUUUUU!

Why u do dis ;-;

RANT OVER! :3