Me: *tubing with my friends*
LD: FASTER, FASTER!
Me: NUUUU! You're only __, why are you so bent on dying?!
LD: Cuz it's fun!
Me: Oh, yeah, I forgot! Wheeeeee, dying is sooo fuuuunnnn~!
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Ava and me: *off key singing*
And the driver over there with the really good hair
Why don't you bring the boat over before I drown, drown, drown
Yeah~
Oh the tube is gonna flip, flip, flip, flip, flip
And we are gonna slip, slip, slip, slip, slip
And I'm just gonna scream, scream, scream, scream, scream
I'm falling off, falling off
I-I-I'm falling off, falling o-o-o-off~!
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Kylie: I'M A FLESH!Sky: *snorts* What?!
Kylie: I MEANT, I'M A FLOPPING FISH!
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