This book will be full of random shit, as said in the title, as well as some stuff about me and I will do a few reveal for anyone who has dead my other books and is wondering what I look like.
I hope this this will fix some of your boredom and some...
So, I know that a ton of people say that pickup lines never work in real life but, I am apparently proof that they do.
Back last year October when my ex and I got together, I had confessed to her a day or two before and because we were friends (and still are even after the break-up) We were sitting down and talking about music, our favourite bands, our favourite genres and such as friends do.
So, as I was just unsuspectingly sitting there next to her I suddenly hear:
"Ya know, you look like my first wife."
So I respond stupidly,
"But you've never been married..."
Then I hear her say,
"That's the point."
And it takes my stupid brain a whole ass like, five minutes to realize (even tho I had been blushing since she said that) that she had just used a pickup line on me and she was hitting on me.
So, um... yah. I am proof that they work...
We started dating later that day and dated for a whole ass like, 5-6 months.
And just so you know my dear beans, this was my first relationship, EVER.
Yah, so, if you ever plan to use a pickup line on someone you like, it might work... But it also might take the other person a minute to process what you just said.
And here is a sign that my like 5-6 year old sister wrote out for me like a day or two after my birthday.
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Have a very nice rest of your time until my next update my beans!
