Here is the origin of the story. My friend was spamming me pics of Marth, Chrom and Lucina (but mostly Chrom). Then, she send me a single pic of Roy and says, "here, take a free Roy." Then I said, "ITS A FREE ROY!" Then suddenly, she thought of Roy being a free Willie (which is why Roy is a whale in the personalities of the characters). We made it a script, so here it is. Remember, we made the characters have the personalities that we created for them. Enjoy!
(Marth is sad, he's just trudging around and being sad)
Ike: Hey Marth!! Look!! It's a free Roy!!!
(Marth is now super duper happy)
Marth: Free Roy!!!!!!
(Marth and Ike run to the ocean to see a free Roy flopping around in the ocean)
Marth: Go free Roy! Be free! Be freeeeeee!
Ike: I can't believe it's a free Roy!!!!!
(Lucina walks over and stares at the free Roy flopping around the ocean)
Lucina: HES A DEAD ROY!
(Marth and Ike gaaaaaaaaasp)
Lucina: HE IS NEVER GOING TO SURVIVE IN THIS OCEAN ALONE! HES TOTALLY A DEAD ROY!
Marth: SHUT UP LUCINA STOP CRUSHING MY DREEEAMS!!!!
Lucina: DUDE, HES DEAD!
(Marth cries like a little girl and runs to the castle)
Marth: Lucina, your the words granddaughter ever!!!!!!!
(Marth trips over an ant and cries)
Ike: well, I guess you can say he's a.....dead Roy
(Marth runs into the castle crying)
DO T WORRY GUYS, THEIR NOT ALL AS BAD AS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fire Emblem Randomness
RandomMy friend and I made up a bunch of stupid Fire Emblem stories. They made me laugh so hard, so I thought I would share them with you. Disclaimer I do not own Fire Emblem or any of its characters.
