Kyle x Cartman

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Ok ok. I love Gay couples first of all. However. This one just ain't it. Ok Cartman lies to Nicole about him and Kyle being a gay couple because he was being kinda racist and saying people of the same color should be together. Which I highly disagree with. Not to mention. The whole Kyles moms a bitch song. Which I love that song it's on my Spotify playlist titled show tunes (look me up at Jessica Libring) not to mention he calls Kyle a ginger, a stupid jew, and has said that Kyle has three strikes:
-Being a Jew
-being a ginger
-being from new Jersey (which I take personal offense to cause I was born in new Jersey so fuck you Cartman!!)
Plus Kyle calls Cartman fatass all the time. Which is kind of fatphobic of Kyle though his mom's also kinda on the heavier side but so am I so at times I take offense to that (fuck you Kyle!)
I thought the fanart was cute so had to use it

Requested by my literal favorite author on here I drop everything to read her stories: Katiesrep.

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