bill x (fem)reader human bill!

✨chapter 3✨

Your pov
Dipper looked surprised that you were ready to defend him "he is still in the gift shop." He responded. That lil bitch is gonna pay I thought.I stormed in the shack walking past a surprised Stan and Ford and burst into the gift shop. "Robbie what the hell!?" You yelled at him.Robbie smirked at me,"I just got dipper out of my hair." Robbie said. I grabbed his hoodie and pushed him to the ground. "Hey-woah!" Robbie said as he fell.I laughed at his clumsy attempt to get up."it's like that huh? Well little girl your gonna pay!" He yelled while getting up.The yelling had gathered a small audience consisting of Stan and Ford as well as dipper,mable and Wendy who were cheering me on. Robbie threw a punch at me which I dodged. "Hehe you fight like a child!" I said before punching him in the stomach. he backed up and glared at me before kicking my legs causing me to fall back. "Oh yeah!?" Robbie said. I attempted to get up to be kicked down by Robbie again oh ho ho! Last straw dawg I thought

I dropped down on all fours and used my leg to kick him behind the knee caps temporarily disabling his legs. "Haha nice!" Wendy yelled in the background. I stood up and kicked Robbie In the crotch and beated him with no mercy. Robbie got up and punched me in the face before running off to who knows where.

I turned around and say the small audience "sorry about that." I said. Dipper ran and hugged me "that was so cool!" He said.i hugged him back and chuckled "thanks dip." I said. I glanced up to see Stan holding a camera muttering about selling it and Ford with him trying to get him to not sell it.wendy was looking happy at what happened and mable just looked surprised. I walked over to Wendy and mable. "Hey guys if Robbie tried to come back tell me." I said

The two girls nodded their heads and smiled "he got beaten by a girl! I don't think he would be coming back." Wendy said. Mable, dipper and I laughed. I saw Stan walking over and I turned to him "have any luck selling the video?" I ask. He chuckled "well not really." He said. I nodded guessing that this would happen."so I heard you need a job?" He asked. "Yes I need a job." I responded. He smiled at me "your hired kid." He said before walking to Ford probably trying to sell the video again.

I turned back to the group and smiled "one obstacle down one to go." I whispered. Dipper looked up at me "what?" He asked. I mentally facepalm "I have no place to stay yet." I state plainly. He nodded "well you could stay with us I just gotta ask Stan and Ford." He said and went to ask.

Time skip because I Stan

It was night time and i went to bed early to get to bill. I fell asleep quick and recognized the gray scale mindscape. "Heya kid!" Bill said behind me. I turned around and rolled my eyes "bill don't do that geez!" I said. Bill chuckled at my reaction "oh but emerald it's fun!" He said. I shook my head "I get I nickname now oh great." I said sarcastically knowing that my name will rarely be used again. Bill laughed harder at my sarcasm. I cave him the classic teenage mood."your going to wake up the trees bill!" I joke. He stopped laughing and looked at me "the trees huh?" He asked. I nodded "it's a reference to a fanfiction I read." I say. He smiled "your fanfictions are.. interesting." He said.

Oh shoot he better not look at my selection of x readers i thought. He chuckled "oh I already have." He said. I had never wanted to disappear as fast as I did then. Damñit i thought. Bill smiled "cats got your tongue?" He said. I was so worried about which account he saw that I didn't hear him. Suddenly i was lifted of the ground "wha? Woah!" I exclaimed. I looked at bill and he laughed "what?" He asked. I was getting used to floating in mid air so I glared at him "what the hell bill!?" I asked him. He smiled "you weren't paying attention." He said. I laughed at this sentence. "Me? Pay attention!? Those words don't go well together in a sentence." I say. He rolled his eye "oh well." He said before letting me fall. I was not surprised and landed nicely on the ground.

I looked up at him "seriously." I said. He raised an eyebrow "I could do way worse." He said. I chuckled "like what?" I challenged. He seemed to be slightly annoyed "look kid I could tear you apart." He said. I rolled my eyes "so could anyone." I responded. He started to become red and he got closer. 'You don't want to mess with me emerald!' he said In a deep voice.

Those fanfictions were not wrong he did look hot when he was mad i thought. Bill smirked at me "oh you think this is hot?" He said. I snapped out of the thoughts
"I uh.." I broke eye contact with him. "I uh what? It's a yes or no question." He said.

"Yes" I muttered. He got closer "I didn't hear you emerald." He said in a sing song voice. I took a step back "yes" I said louder. he smirked and chuckled "I knew it." He said. I blushed "I knew you knew" I managed to say. He chuckled "oh I also know you have a thing for pinetree and sixer."

Caught in 4k damn i thought slightly embarrassed. Bill chuckled "you look cute flustered emerald." He said. Oh great now he's messing with me I thought.bill laughed "why would I do that?" He asked. I made eye contact with him "because it's 'fun'." I made the air quote sign and rolled my eyes at the word fun. He chuckled "it's fun sometimes and this time I mean it." He responded.

"You mean it?" I ask I was so happy at a simple comment that could be taken as an insult. He smiled "I mean it emerald,now I have to bid you farewell." He said before disappearing