*connor enter woghorts and stands with everyone waited to get sorted* professor bubbleguppie:CONNOR HESSE!
*connor walks up*
*professor bubbleguppie casts a spell on connor*
Professor bubbleguppie:hairyisbuttholeios Nairobi!
*connor becomes bald then shouts*
Connor:THIS IS HOW HAIRY MY BUTT IS RIGHT NOW
*connor then flashes his ass infront of everyone*
*professor bubbleguppie puts the sorting hat on connor*
Sorting hat:hmmm he's definitely a fag and a bottom to he shall be put in the Stacy house!
Connor:what's the Stacy house?
Sorting hat: a house just in honor of 1 of the founder of boghorts and the biggest founder to*
Connor:nooooooooooo
YOU ARE READING
magic connor hesse (inspo azurezua)
Fantasythe story of a magical boy named connor hesse (please look at the pictures I made)
