Chatting on 'Dumb Bitches'
El ❤️: I'm gonna edit some stuff
Alice 🐸: uh oh
Rose ✨: I'm Scared
Hannah🔨: you should be
El ❤️ changed the groupchat name to '⚠️We won't be paying for your therapy ⚠️'
Alice 🐸: true
Hannah🔨: accurate
Rose ✨: our conversations aren't that bad...
Alice 🐸: 🤨🤨🤨
El ❤️ changed Alice 🐸's name to DoorFucker 🚪
Hannah🔨: accurate
Rose ✨: I heard some loud noises coming from her room last night
El ❤️: 😏😏😏
DoorFucker 🚪: fuck you guys
Hannah🔨: we aren't your door
El ❤️: I don't think you'd want to fuck rose, that's incest
Rose ✨: LMFAO
DoorFucker 🚪: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Hannah🔨: I'm dying
Rose ✨: same 🤣
El ❤️: Mr Leamon pulled me back after history today
Hannah🔨: He's such a pedo
DoorFucker 🚪: what happened
Rose ✨: is there tea?
El ❤️: oh yes, there's tea
Hannah🔨: don't be shy spill the tea
Rose ✨: Spill the fucking tea
DoorFucker 🚪: ☕☕☕
El ❤️: so as I walked out of the door, he asked me to come back into class. Once everyone had left the room he shut the door
Hannah🔨: ewwww
DoorFucker 🚪: agreed it's weird but what's the tea
Rose ✨ continue pls El
El ❤️: he turns to me and goes "Eleanor, could you tell Michelle some rather personal information for me?"
Hannah🔨: this is good
Rose ✨: I love this so much
DoorFucker 🚪: this sounds really weird
El ❤️: then he goes "I'm going to be a dad again"
Rose ✨WHAT THE FUCK
Hannah🔨: Did he mean to say Grandad?
DoorFucker 🚪: he's 56!!!
El ❤️: ikr
Rose ✨: this is fucking brilliant
El ❤️: I was so tempted to say what the fuck but instead I said "oh my goodness congratulations sir"
DoorFucker 🚪: lmao
Hannah🔨: isn't his wife like 30?
Rose ✨: he taught his wife
Hannah🔨: 🚨🚨🚨
DoorFucker 🚪: when???
El ❤️: his wife is 33
Rose ✨: what the fuck
El ❤️: hey that's my line
DoorFucker 🚪: yeah Rose don't steal El's line
Hannah🔨: How do you know how old his wife is...
El ❤️: I have my ways
DoorFucker 🚪: what are you fucking him?
Rose ✨: no, she has Thomas
El ❤️: no fucking way am I fucking him
Hannah🔨: that's good to know
Rose ✨: What do you think Michelle will say about this El?
El ❤️: she'd probably be jealous
DoorFucker 🚪: what the...
Hannah🔨: why?????
El ❤️: she had a fat crush on him
Rose ✨: why???
El ❤️: fuck knows
DoorFucker 🚪: she needs to get some taste
Hannah🔨: like you can talk door fucker
DoorFucker 🚪: 😒😒😟
Rose ✨: So El, how's it going with you and Thomas?
El ❤️: oh...erm it's good
Hannah🔨: You like him don't you
El ❤️: 😳😳😳
DoorFucker 🚪: so that's a yes
Rose ✨: how long have you liked him for now?
El ❤️: 🤔🤔🤔
Hannah🔨: Agesssss
DoorFucker 🚪: why don't you just ask him out
El ❤️: because I'm awkward
Rose ✨: you walk to and from school together every day
El ❤️: yeah but I'm awkward at feeling conversations irl
Hannah🔨: fair
Rose ✨: sameee
DoorFucker 🚪: fair enough
Rose ✨: you went to primary together right?
El ❤️: yeah
DoorFucker 🚪: cute
El ❤️: one time we were walking to school and it started tipping it down and we got soaked
Hannah🔨: you're always soaked around Thomas
Rose ✨: 😏😏😏
DoorFucker 🚪: lmao
El ❤️ : true
Hannah🔨: I am so gonna send that to him
El ❤️: NOOOOOOOOO
El ❤️: Don't send it
El ❤️: pls Stell
El ❤️: no
El ❤️: no
El ❤️: no
El ❤️: Please don't send it
Rose ✨: 🤣🤣🤣
DoorFucker 🚪: lmao
Hannah🔨: Relax, I won't send it
El ❤️: thank fuck
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High School Groupchat
青少年小说Dirty-minded teens in a british secondary school, what could go wrong? Chaos unfolds as people develop crushes and things get very...concerning. ----- Story made with: @rosacharlston @ghostfroggy246
