Cyberpunk Edgerunner x male reader

Humanity

Night city
Late afternoon

At the bar Red Dirt the bouncer was tossing a totally wasted gonk out the front door causing everyone inside to start laughing

Sitting at one of the small tables was the crew minus kiwi and David, all doing shots with dozens of shot glasses piled up on the table

(Y/n), Rebecca and Falco all slammed another shot and put the shot glasses down on the table and (y/n) looked more zoned out then falco and Rebecca who were intoxicated

(Y/n) started getting a call from Faraday and with a reluctant sigh answered

(Y/n):What?

Faraday:the next stage of your assignment begins tomorrow morning. I trust your crew is up to the task.

(Y/n):course-course. Five of us got it covered.

Faraday:five? I informed you that the only way this Op would be conducted was if all Six of your specific crew were operating under my specific instructions.

Rebecca raised her fist in the air towards the bartender

Rebecca:'nother round over here!!

(Y/n):things are...complicated.

Faraday:then I suggest you uncomplicate them before tomorrow. Get it done or I'll find someone else who's more competent. I'll be awaiting your reply.

He hung up

(Y/n):tch...prick.

Falco noticed that vaguely irritated look across his friends face, but he was probably the most drunk person there so his words came out slurred

Falco:what'chu making dah' face foh'?

The bartender came over and began pouring them out more shots

(Y/n):Faraday, gotta 'nother job.

Rebecca slammed her hands down on the table

Rebecca:Faraday can suck it! This isn't work time!

She drunkenly raised her hand over her head

Rebecca:we're doing another drinkin' game! Whoever drinks the least pays the tab!

Falco:nuh uh...ya boy there, never seen anyone drink him under this 'ere table.

(Y/n) leaned back and took at deep breath

Rebecca:wipe the puss of ya face! Me and the old fart! The old fart and me as a team! We're going attack you as a team and we're taking your shitty ass out!

(Y/n) started chuckling more at her drunken antics

Rebecca:falco! You ready?!

Falco nearly slammed his head against the table

Falco:what? Nah, you must have a death wish. No-

Rebecca:I can't do it alone!

She started drunkenly laughing while raising her tone of voice

Falco:all that cyberware gonna let your boy go forever.

Rebecca:we have to go now falco! Now or never were charging at the gunfire!

She pulled out her pistol which slipped from her hand and dropped onto the floor

Rebecca:c'mon choom! I need help! I admit it! You can't leave me out here to die on my own!

Falco started looking dizzy as he nodded his head and grabbed his shot glass

Falco:alrighty little missy.