Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks.
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"RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN"
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"Your werid"
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"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!"
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--4th-5th year
--Contains dirty jokes, swearing...
Hermione: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT THAT PINK LYING SON OF A B*ITCH DID TO ME! Ron: Oh no, here we go again. Hermione: RON DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED PLZ.
Raina: WHAT HAPPENED? WHO DO I NEED TO WIPE FROM THIS PLANET?!!!
Ron: A little much don't you think? Harry: Huh? Fred: We saw Umbitch over there fail Hermione on the Defense against the Dark Arts final. Ron: Oh... no. Hermione: I NEVER WOULD BELIEVE A TEACHER WOULD BE SO INCOMPETENT THAT SHE JUST HADD TO FAIL ME BECAUSE I CORRECTED HER ON A STUPID QUESTION THAT WAS ON THE TEST!!!!
Raina: So... I think it's time for her to go. She's getting on my nerves anyways
Harry: I agree with the pretty one. Hermione: I call tackling that bitch to the GROUND! Ron: Woah there, no need to get hasty. Hermione: Right after you. Ron: ✋😳🤚
Raina: Okay, okay, everyone calm down.
Fred: Ooo so I heard we're getting rid of Mrs. party pooper now are we? George: Don't mind Fred he's excited to finally get into some real trouble this year. Fred: So? George: Well never mind that, what's the plan? Ron: Plan? Fred: Well you gotta have a plan. George: Can't just go in there and beat her up. That's too easy. Hermione: Idk it sounded like a great plan might I add. Fred: A great plan if your boring.
Raina: I am not boring.
Hermione: Neither am I Fred: Okay then so here's the plan George: Umbridge normally goes into her office during 6th Fred: So that's when we can booby trap her classrooms George: Fred and I will grab out newest additions to our joke shop to place around the floor. Hermione: What exactly are your newest additions? Fred: Glad you asked. George: Paint planters! Fred: Put these bad boys on the ground and anyone who steps on them gets blasted with, unremovable for 24 hours, paint!
Raina: Can I borrow one?
Hermione: For what purpose? Harry: Don't give her one George. George: Why not? Ron: She'll use it on you probably. Fred: HA! More like you Ron.
Raina: I have no need to explain my purpose to you.
Fred: Sorry Raina, but all these need to be used for our brilliant plan.
Raina: Awww dang it.
George: Anywho so what do you all think of our master plan? Ron: I'm in! Hermione: Can I beat her up afterwards? Fred: Sure Hermione, if you want paint all over you. Hermione: Scratch that then.
Raina: I'M IN!
Harry: Brilliant.
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rain.lupinss posted:
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liked by notfred, notgeorge and 269 others rain.lupinss: Plan is set in place 😈
notfred: Definitely 😈
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mione.grang posted
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liked by h.j.potter and 462 others mione.grang: Is that bitch finally gone? Yes, yes she is!!!! Party in Gryffindor common room!
professor.mcgonagoll: did I just read that right? \>> notfred: yes, yes you did.
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